Fundie sister just trashed New Orleans and Slammed my church.

[DanCa]

My sister just went psycho because I just got off the phone with my sister and told her that my church is having a clothing drive for victims. She starting yelling at me and said the following.

1: We shouldn't help new orleans because it's a french city.
2: My church isn't a real church because we have
1) A gay bishop
2) were not letting people stand on thier own two feet
3) That we shouldn't have went after her hero Pat Robbinson.
4) They chose to leave thier and it's not or buisneess to help.
Grr she is such a fundie.

[alcibiades_mystery]

Cut her off

Seriously, she's like a drug addict who needs tough love. tell her that you are out of contact with her until she learns to behave like a civilized human being.

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[kysrsoze]

28. Are you sure she's not retarded?

[pop goes the weasel]

37. that's very offensive

Seriously. It's the equivalent of using a racial slur.

[MissMarple]

65. Right, but maybe she has a personality disorder.

Or a thinking disorder. She obviously can't think logically or sequentially. :shrug:

DanCa, I'm sorry, bud.

[JHB]

2. She's BEYOND fundie

She's a cultist.

[atreides1]

3. Need a bat

I can lend you one.

[DanCa]

54. Riddle me this riddle me that whose the afraid of the big black bat.

Thanks for my offer on the louisville sleeper.

[greekspeak]

4. Fine Christian woman she is too

Maybe the godhatesfags.com folks would like to have her join them.

[earth mom]

5. It's hard to do, but I'd cut the ties. Life is too short! eom

[nookiemonster]

22. I reluctantly agree.

It's impossible to deal with these types.

May God have mercy on her soul.

[never_get_over_it]

6. With all due respect she is such a fundie

she is nuts

we're not letting people stand on their own two feet, well lets ask her to stand on her two feet when her home is demolished and she is standing neck deep in filthy water -

[Tace]

7. If You'll Pardon Me -- She Sounds As Stupid As A Doornob

Honestly, she's one incredibly ignorant human. I think my cat may have more smarts. He's certainly nicer and more compassionate. Sorry.

[gauguin57]

8. Because it's a French city?

Oh my God! Did Rush tell her that?

Let's call it Freedom Orleans from now on.

What a bunch of UNCHRISTIAN bullshit.

[Lisa]

9. I suppose she also wants nothing to do with California and Florida

(settled originally by Spain) -- and New York (settled by the Dutch).

Last time I checked, the vast majority of people in Louisiana are English-speaking!

[bluestateguy]

10. Please tell me this is a joke

Ugh

[lpbk2713]

11. Take away her radios.

She listens to Limbaugh way too much.

[RummyTheDummy]

12. They're ALL coming unglued

It hasn't been a good week to be a freeper, and it's starting to show.

[DanCa]

13. How can two people be so different though

I believe that the government is supposed to take care of those who cant. You know blessed be the poor? I am on ssdi so i am really looking into other wise to help besides dolling out cash and than she trashes me for it. Grr.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

14. She's a Bush cultist

You can recognize them by the way they start spouting illogical nonsense when challenged.

[walldude]

15. Holiday dinners at your house must be interesting

Sorry you gotta deal with that kind of shit man.. Luckily my family is full of pissed off Murika hating liberal scum. And I wouldn't have it any other way...

[Beaverhausen]

16. That's not fundie. That's ignorant, racist and just plain stupid

Hope she never needs help from anyone.

Sorry I know she is your sister but I had to say that. My own family is probably nearly as bad unfortunately.

[Just Me]

17. She sounds like just a plain ole' heartless bitch to me.

Sorry.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

18. Your sister is an idiot

I mean, really.......what was she deprived of as a child, oxygen?

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Oh honey... She has NO clue what Jesus would do. But I am so

glad that your church gets it!

*hugs*

---------------------------------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/liberalchristians.htm

[DanCa]

44. Thanks I read about your post yesterday.

Looks like were in the same boat.

[sinkingfeeling]

20. How very Christian she is!

Edit for finger check.

[iconoclastic cat]

25. Finger check? There's only one appropriate finger for this situation.

[TahitiNut]

21. I wouldn't let an accident of birth be a pollution of my life.

No way. No how. I have "family" that I won't allow such vomit from - but will assist in an emergency. I belong to the Family of Humanity - and I'll choose whom I permit to be close.

[warrens]

23. Well, didn't Jesus say that?

Helpeth not the French, nor helpeth those that chooseth to live near water, for they are not holy. And if thee giveth a man a fish, he may eat for a day; if thee maketh him to work on thy fishing boat for minimum wage to make thee rich, he will eat for life.

[fudge stripe cookays]

38. Warren, that was brilliant.

I may have to quote you elsewhere.

:thumbsup:
FSC

[DanCa]

53. Thats so cool warren

Can i copy and paste and email this to her? I always ask before pasting.

[samsingh]

24. her hatred allows bush to enrich himself and his friends

not sure what your sister gets out of it except the ability to hate other people.

[Don Claybrook]

26. You know, DanCA,

I can't help but agree with some of the posts here that trash your sister. But I won't belabor the point. Instead I'll say something that I intellectually believe to be true, even if I don't feel it.

You're from the same stock. Something turned out way, way different with you and with her. But somewhere deep inside of her must exist the remnants of what was probably once a friendly, happy child. Maybe your challenge is to try to connect with that recessive part of your sister. And maybe it's not; that's none of my business. But it occurred to me that in addition to hearing all of the negative things about your sister that you knew you'd hear when you posted this, maybe it would be useful to also hear a different point of view.

So good luck, however you go about handling this.

[LordBinkyTheBuffoon]

27. I was all for helping New Orleans

Until I heard it was a French city! :sarcasm:

What the hell does that have to do with anything? Sorry, if one of my brothers told me that, I'd either kick his ass or get my ass kicked trying.

[Shakespeare]

29. Then you need to throw some bible verses at her. These, especially:

"When I, the Messiah, shall come in glory, and all the angels with me, then I shall sit upon my throne of glory. And all the nations shall be gathered before me. And I will separate the people as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats, and place the sheep at my right hand, and the goats at my left.

Then I, the King, shall say to those at my right, "Come, blessed of my Father, into the Kingdom prepared for you from the founding of the world. For I was hungry and you fed me; I was thirsty and you gave me water; I was a stranger and you invited me into your homes; naked and you clothed me; sick and in prison, and you visited me."

Then these righteous ones will reply, "Sir, when did we ever see you hungry and feed you? Or thirsty and give you anything to drink? Or a stranger, and help you? Or naked, and clothe you? When did we ever see you sick or in prison, and visit you?"

And I, the King, will tell them, "When you did it to these my brothers you were doing it to me!"

Then I will turn to those on my left and say, "Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons. For I was hungry and you wouldn't feed me; thirsty, and you wouldn't give me anything to drink; a stranger, and you refused me hospitality; naked, and you wouldn't clothe me; sick, and in prison, and you didn't visit me."

Then they will reply, "Lord, when did we ever see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and not help you?"

And I will answer, "When you refused to help the least of these my brothers, you were refusing to help me." And they shall go away into eternal punishment; but the righteous into everlasting life."

Matthew 25:31-46

Every fundie who dares to say we shouldn't be helping these people need to have these words of their savior crammed down their hateful throats. Choke on it, fundies.

[AlCzervik]

30. You have my sympathy, you really do

the only fundie freeper in my family is my BIL and he lives far, far away in Florida and we never see him, his own brother--my husband cannot stand him.

[Bluerthanblue]

31. PLEASE DanCa-

call your sister back and say these few simple words- then hang up.

"Whatever you do to the least of these, you do unto me"
quoth Jesus the Christ- and sis, if you really love the Lord- you'd do well to ask him to forgive your hardened heart, or you'll hear "get away from me I NEVER knew you".

i love you, bye.

or pm me her # and i'll do it-

i'm so tired of people hiding their hate behind Jesus.

and i'm certian he is too.-
time to call them out-

thanks DanCa-

[bluestateguy]

32. What church do you belong to?

It sounds like the kind of church that I would like to be a part of.

[DanCa]

42. I go to the episcopal church now her church kicked me out (nt)

[charlie]

33. Is she married?

I've got a brother she'd love to meet.

[DanCa]

45. Her breeding scares me (nt)

[charlie]

47. Not to worry

Any offspring from my bro will be too dumb to breed. Couldn't find their own hoohoos with two hands and a roadmap. We should get them together.

[txindy]

34. She must really hate Texas, too. It was French once.

Tell her not to set foot in this state. Our bugs are large enough, thanks.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. There is hope for her...

[Skidmore]

36. Tell her that you'll

pray for God to deliver her from the demon of Hatred. As a Robertson congregant, she'll understand that and it'll be hard to have a comeback.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. She's an ASSHOLE dear - sorry to say that but has she read a bible?

1: Tell her to buy a damned MAP next time she's at WALMART and see if she can locate NOLA in FRANCE.

2: Who did Jesus turn away? Nobody. But he did get pretty pissed off at the hypocrites and the greedy, that's who.

To the Least of These - Matthew 25:33-40
He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left. Then the King will say to those on the right, `Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I was hungry, and you fed me. I was thirsty, and you gave me a drink. I was a stranger, and you invited me into your home. I was naked, and you gave me clothing. I was sick, and you cared for me. I was in prison, and you visited me.' "Then these righteous ones will reply, `Lord, when did we ever see you hungry and feed you? Or thirsty and give you something to drink? Or a stranger and show you hospitality? Or naked and give you clothing? When did we ever see you sick or in prison, and visit you?' And the King will tell them, `I assure you, when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were doing it to me!'

Your sister is going to end up with the other goats on the left.

[DanCa]

52. I think she rather have it read too her.

That is in of itself part of the problem.

[mzteris]

40. DENIAL

She can't face the truth of her sorry choice for pResident and her equally pathetic excuse of a "religion".

Her life has turned out to be a complete sham. She has sacrificed everything to be the good little sheeple of her church, she's a good subservient wifey who's never been allowed to have an original thought in her itty-bitty head.

She is TOLD what to think, what to believe, who to vote for. Her only function in life is to be a receptacle for her hubby and to take care of the kids.

She can't deal with that so she's lashing out at you.

I feel really sorry for her.

As angry as WE are feeling, so are THEY - only they can't even begin to process that anger. They can't blame those responsible - because they'd have to look too hard in the mirror and examine their own lives, their own choices, their own pitiful excuses for how they allowed themselves to become these mindless automatons devoted to a tin god and plastic heroes.

[edbermac]

41. Have her spayed so she can't breed and reproduce more fundies.

And ask her what would Jesus do? Would he say, "Hey, fuck them!"

[AX10]

43. You're sister is why we need to keep Roe v. Wade intact.

[DanCa]

49. Lol you should hear are stem cell debates.

Calls me everything from an embryo farmer and toddler killer.

[DanCa]

46. Thank You DU

For having my back. You guys are my life line. :hug:

[KamaAina]

48. A French city?!

Hey, maybe she's on to something there. If this had happened to an overseas department of France, there might actually have been a relief effort. Obviously Bush**co does not want la Nouvelle-Orleans; maybe France does.

Oh, and by the way, the architecture of the so-called "French Quarter" is mostly Spanish. Spain ruled the area from 1763 until shortly before the Louisiana Purchase.

So your sister has now flunked both history and geography. :dunce: I sure hope she never becomes pResident...

[Hello_Kitty]

50. Clearly the propaganda is in place

Would that relief aid could work that quickly.

[Booster]

51. Your sister needs some mental health help, seriously, and you

should help her get it. What kind of a true Christian would spew such vile rhetoric at a time like this?

[auburngrad82]

55. It's a FRENCH city???

Is she an idiot? Is she home schooled by "morans"? I can deal with mentally handicapped people but idiots really piss me off?

[Ladyhawk]

56. Sorry, my friend, but your sister is a piece of work.

She's much worse than my family. My mother at least expressed sympathy for the people in NO. She even mentioned going to help, which shocked me! Your sister is in complete denial.

Is there a way you can stay away from her for awhile? I got away from my fundy family for awhile and it helped me get some perspective. I've gone from fury to forgiveness so many times. I think I am finally going to find a place of balance. At least, I'm going to work on it. It's damn hard, though. I feel for you.

[DanCa]

60. well as you know my mobility is limited and she does give me car rides.

However i told both my parents that I am not going to associate with her anymore than i absolutely have too. Too my surprise they agreed with me.

[WePurrsevere]

57. We can't always pick our family but as adults we can chose who...

we allow and keep close.

Hmm... maybe one of you was switched at birth or perhaps she was dropped on her head early on? :D

[Catherine Vincent]

58. "we're not letting people stand on their own two feet"

Tell your dumbass sister that their two feet is all most of these people have right now. :mad:

[DanCa]

62. I did i think i should throw raw sewage at her to know what it feels like

Nah i wouldn't but i am close.

[raysr]

59. I'd tell my "sister" to go f herself!

[derby378]

64. With a French tickler, no less

With Pat Robertson's face on it.

[Lindacooks]

61. Tell her she's going to hell.

eom

[DanCa]

63. Actually I t hink hell's afraid that she'll take over. (nt)