Who's on first? Chimpy channels Abbot and Costello

[CatWoman]

Bush to women: "There's a Salvation Army center that I want to, that I'll tell you where it is, and they'll get you some help. I'm sorry.... They'll help you.....

Woman 1: "I came here looking for clothes..."

Bush: "They'll get you some clothes, at the Salvation Army center..."

Woman 1: "We don't have anything..."

Bush: "I understand.... Do you know where the center is, that I'm talking to you about?"

Guy with shades: "There's no center there, sir, it's a truck."

Bush: "There's trucks?"

Guy: "There's a school, a school about two miles away....."

Bush: "But isn't there a Salvation center down there?"

Guy: "No that's wiped out...."

Bush: "A temporary center? "

Guy: "No sir they've got a truck there, for food."

Bush: "That's what I'm saying, for food and water."

Bush turns to the sister who's been saying how she needs clothes.

Bush to sister: "You need food and water."

http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/9/2/163959/3853

[TrogL]

1. He has the listening skills of a potato

[opihimoimoi]

2. Cat, WE all knew this guy was an Idiot....now a whole lot more peeps

in America know what we already knew....This guy ain't all there.

There should be a mandatory cat scan of all presidential nominees

cause this dude gatta have mega holes in his...

Disconnected? He is beyond disconnect....

[King Coal]

3. Cat, do you remember when you were talking about how people can

be pushed into rioting? Didn't you boil in a little oil then? Man, if I were one of the people in NO I think I would be seriously considering organizing one. I'm just numb.

[CatWoman]

4. Heh

again I sacrificed my thick skin for truth, justice and the American Way :D

:hi:

[Fenris]

5. "You say there was a flood here? It looks a-okay to me?"

**screaming, crying**

"Man, we should all be so lucky to live in such luxury...I mean, look at you guyses...out here in the sunshine and without a care in the world."

**more screaming, crying, obscenities hurled**

"I'm sure you'll all get back on your feet in no time. That's what makes America great. Self empowerment. Which means, in other words, the ability of somebody to pick themselves up and start over again. Without help from the government. Gotta run!"

**president hops in chopper, leaves, laughs**

[CatWoman]

6. you fucking nut

I saw your simile story on UP's thread :rofl:

[Fenris]

7. That was purely scientific conjecture.

:D

[enough]

8. Jeeze, I thought this was satire.

Apparently It's real.