If I were GWB......

[LeftyFingerPop]

Following is a printout if you will of what would have been going through my mind if I were the President before Katrina hit, please indulge me lol.....

holy shit....look at the size of that fucker.....that dont look good....will look at it again in a few hours.....its still comin'.....dont look good....got a few days yet but I got a bad feeling........call cabinet meeting....gotta get some opinions here.....need to do it now.....right now....that dont look good.....consesus is that the risk is high.........mobilize national guard.......where?......lets put 'em in texas......dont look like it will hit texas.....JUST MOBILIZE THEM AND GET THEM READY TO GO IN....gotta talk in detail to my FEMA dude......i want pallets ready to go in there that contain food and water.....helicopters.....need a lot of fuckin helicopters.....oh shit this looks bad......gotta get hundreds of helicopters on standby ready to go in as soon as it is safe.......gotta talk to mayor and govornor.....make sure they have mandatory evacuation.....everyone wont be able to get out.......oh shit....those people gonna be trapped.......its ok......got everything ready to go......lets just work on getting out as many as we can now...........gotta stay visible......need address to nation.....tell 'em to get the fuck out......

Thank you, I feel a little better.

[rzemanfl]

1. But you aren't, what went through his mind was: Where's my

bike? Gotta have some cake. Nice of McCain to be nice to me even though Karl pulled that black baby shit. WWII equals Iraq. Nice guitar....Wonder if the bitch in the ditch will be there when I get home. Shit, this fucking storm is gonna ruin my vacation...

[TomInTib]

2. If I was gwb I would...

bend over as far as I could and .....
Wait!, here comes Karl!

[tk2kewl]

3. you'd think

clearly he wasn't doing any of those things here:



he didn't even ask "what's the worst case scenario." if he did he wouldn't have said "no one anticipated a levee reach"

[Bluerthanblue]

4. if i woke up in his body

i'd eat a bullet.

And leave all my assets to the low income people of the US begining with those in the gulf.

and beg for forgivness or at least moderated hatred.

[tk2kewl]

5. mmmmmm.... bullets for breakfast