I assume he didn't mean this...

[jmowreader]

According to the official White House Form Letter you get when you write the White House to inform them that our first dictator is a douche-bag...

The President is directing Federal agencies throughout the government to do all in their power to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

If these "Federal agencies throughout the government" (and what exactly in fuck is THAT supposed to mean?) were doing all in their power to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina:

* the Department of Defense would pull the National Guard out of Iraq today and return them to Louisiana, followed by pulling the federal troops on Monday as a cost-saving measure
* the Department of Prisons would be shopping their local Home Depot for 6-foot chain-link fence, posts, top rails, post kits and house wire and building a big electrified cage with them
* the US Marshals Service would be arresting Chimpy and his consiglieres (as with Bob Barr and his zeal to impeach Clinton, we'll think of a reason one of these days but we'll pick his worthless butt up now because we know he needs it) and throwing them in the homemade Camp X-Ray the Department of Prisons built in the last bullet point
* the Department of Transportation would nationalize all of the airlines for long enough to fly refugees from New Orleans to a city that has working water and sewer systems
* the Department of Justice would box up all the non-violent, low-flight-risk prisoners it could find (basically, marijuana offenders) and offer them the chance to help with the cleanup operation in exchange for having their records expunged
* the General Accounting Office would nationalize Halliburton and Bechtel until we'd found the money we overpaid them and took it back
* Congress would be rescinding all of Dumbass Dubya's tax cuts on the top income brackets so we'd have the money for hurricane relief
* the INS would be working on getting international relief crews work visas so they could get in here to help
* the General Services Administration would be buying every number-10 can of food they could find, along with any water in gallon-size containers, and shipping it to the disaster area
* the Department of Energy would nationalize the oil industry as a national security measure until the crisis is over, for if we just put a freeze on the price of gas the fuckers won't deliver any to the stations
* the Federal Election Commission would recount the ballots in Ohio, and no matter how it turned out they'd flip the votes to Kerry, which would put an actual president in the White House for the first time in almost five years

Now, THAT's how the government could help the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

[greekspeak]

1. What do you think this is ? France?

What kind of commie pinko are you? :sarcasm:

[jmowreader]

3. The same kind as you

You don't have a problem with this, do you? :evilgrin:

[greekspeak]

4. Guilty as charged. I too am one of those evil libruls

I can't fool anyone.

[Lindsay]

2. Okay, I think I have it figured out.

He's telling other people to do "all in their power." But, see, HE'S THE ONE who has all the power. So they can't do anything!

Heh heh...ain't that a good joke on the Amurican people!

:sarcasm: