Born Under a Bad Sign

[kentuck]

He's been bad since the day he was born. Trouble and bad luck follows him like a cloud. Some might say he is a "jinx". Trouble and bad luck will continue to follow him and our country for so long as he is power. Death and destructon is his middle name. Now his mojo has struck New Orleans, after having visited NYC, Afghanistan, and Iraq. Who's next? Look over your shoulder...

[Libby2]

1. Yep, I've been telling my dh this for years

[Obamarama]

2. He's President Damien Thorne, IMHO

I'm convinced there's a 666 on the bastard's body somewhere.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. His name:

G-E-O-R-G-E (6) W-A-L-K-E-R (6) B-U-S-H-I-T (6)

(okay, I know I took liberties with his last name. ;))

[Demonaut]

4. Every Thing He touches turns to shit, bizarro Midas Touch

[soothsayer]

5. with a blue moon in your eyes. Woke up this morning, got

yourself a gun...!

[unhappycamper]

6. Woke Up This Morning

Woke Up This Morning, A3
CD: Exhile on Cold Harbor Lane (Editorial note: GREAT CD!)

You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.

But you're looking good, baby,
I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you
didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little
drink' Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you'd be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.