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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:10 PM
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Best. Rant. Ever.
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 12:27 PM by Oregonian
I posted this last night, but I'm posting again in daylight because I think this rant expresses a lot of what we're all feeling:

(edited to fix link -- sorry about that -- stepped away for a few minutes...)

http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-told-you-so.html

Here is a snippet:

Well, motherfuckers, and that means you, fat ass Goldberg and your master, Rich Lowry, PNAC Bitch Beinart, the racist wannabe white Malkin and the little fucktards at LGF, Bareback Andy and "Diversity" Instacracker, all you backstabbing, fag hating uncle tom ministers, you can see Dear Leader in action. America's largest port is gone, maybe forever, gas is $5+ a gallon and FEMA is coming. Whores come faster with old men than FEMA is getting to NOLA.

How did your wartime President react? Like Chiang Kai-Shek when the Yellow River flooded in 1944, with corrupt indifference.

Bush, the man your fever dreams built into the next Winston Churchill when he is really the live action Chauncey Gardiner, has failed to everyone, in plain sight, without question. Rick Perry is trying to save his ass, but it ain't working. NOLA looks like ANGOLA and that ain't flying.

Say 9/11 changed everything now, motherfuckers. Ooops, 9/11, 9/11. 9/11. Doesn't work anymore? Gee, maybe the sea of alligator MRE's once known as the citizens of New Orleans has something to do with that. Now you can shut the fuck up about 9/11. Bush just proved what would happen with another 9/11. Dead Americans as far as the nose can smell.

* * *

snip
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:11 PM
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1. Can You Fix The Link?
You may need to do a tiny url. that would be tinyurl.com
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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:18 PM
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5. Use this link...
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 12:20 PM by krkaufman
http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-told-you-so.html

(The link in the thread's original post is broken because it was copy-and-pasted from another post, and, since the original/good URL is extra-long, DU's software had truncated the URL and appended the ellipses...)
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:30 PM
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13. Peter North? didn't he play Dennis the Menace?
I kid
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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:53 PM
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15. Too funny. I had no clue what that whole line meant.
    Some of you still try to see the clothes on the Dauphin, but he's as naked as Peter North around Jenna Jameson.


A quick Google & M-W.com moment later...

dauphin: the eldest son of a king of France
North/Jameson: <censored> (let's just say that they're both in the movies)
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:12 PM
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2. link not working
and I wanna read this whole thing!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/801334
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:12 PM
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3. what s/he said =)
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:14 PM
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4. Working link
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 12:25 PM by rocknation
and killer rant.

Bush, the man your fever dreams built into the next Winston Churchill when he is really the live action Chauncey Gardiner, has failed to everyone, in plain sight, without question.
Reminds me of the demise of my second job. Everybody started sending out their resumes when a brilliantly qualified person was passed over for a department head position in favor of an absolute jerk. The line that made the rounds was, "We could have had Winston Churchill--they gave us Captain Spaulding."

:headbang:
rocknation
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:19 PM
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6. memo to Instahack, Powerlie and Cretin's Quarters:
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 12:19 PM by johnfunk
WE TOLD YOU SO!

...There. I feel better now!
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lady lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:21 PM
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7. "NOLA looks like ANGOLA..." Indeed.
This one from Huffington Post is my favorite rant at the moment.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larisa-alexandrovna/mr-bush-go-cheney-yours_b_6528.html
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:33 PM
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14. Yeah, that one tells it like it is as well!
"Mr. Bush, Go Cheney Yourself" -- Indeed!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:21 PM
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8. Amen.
I am glad you reposted this. Thank you.
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:23 PM
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9. god-Fucking Damn! -- This Rant Indeed ROCKS!
Definitely destined for the Rant Hall Of Fame.
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idiosyncratic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:24 PM
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10. Try this link and then scroll down on the page
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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:25 PM
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11. "Shepard Smith is calling Fox's talking heads liars ON THE AIR." ??
When did this happen? I've seen the video of "Shep" and Geraldo melting down on Hannity and Colmes -- including Smith's beating down Hannity with a forceful, "This is ALL the PERSPECTIVE you NEED!" -- but I haven't heard about any other life-changing moments for a Faux News drone.
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 12:25 PM
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12. Don't hold back,
tell us how your REALLY feel! Awesome, absolutely AWESOME! :woohoo: I have sent the link far and wide!

Jenn
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 01:00 PM
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16. Recommended. n/t
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 01:17 PM
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17. Wow! This is well said. This is a keeper.
I'm going to post this at work if I can.
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 01:17 PM
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18. Wow! This is well said. This is a keeper.
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 01:18 PM by TankLV
I'm going to post this at work if I can.

We seem to be having posting problems on DU today.

Sorry for the dupe.
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