Stripes: Pat's Christian beliefs (Robertson gets slammed)

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Pat’s Christian beliefs

Why does Pat Robertson (that famous Lord of Darkness), want Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez assassinated? Well, he says its because Venezuela is “a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism.”

Huh? Venezuela? Oh, come on Pat, you can do better than that. We all know that Venezuela is where we get lots of our oil (shortly to be most), now that the Middle East is slowly drying up. And we’ve known for the longest that he’s buddies with Fidel Castro, so big deal.

Could the real reason for Pat’s anger be that Chavez has doubled the royalty taxes paid by ExxonMobil to feed and house his citizens? What? All that lovely extra money not going into the pockets of the wealthy oil companies, and used instead to build houses for the poor Indians of Venezuela? No wonder Pat wants him wasted.

But isn’t it nice to see that even at 75, Pat’s Christian beliefs are stronger than ever.

Mark Warren
Darmstadt, Germany

http://www.estripes.com/article.asp?section=125&article=31350

[Child_Of_Isis]

1. Could it be that Chavez

has suggested supplying cheap oil to our poor? Could it be that Chavez offers health care, housing and food to his own poor? Nah, probably not.

[JamesTee]

2. You know...

When these radical conservatives see poverty on a major scale, it must truly make them happy. That means their system and worldview is correct.