Wondered how long this would take; my neighbor is blaming Clintons penis!

[Seeker30]

My dumbass christian Bush loving neighbor told me this morning if Clinton wasnt busy getting blowjobs he would have reinforced the levy's. Goddamn if she wasnt my neighbor.....

[mzteris]

1. what do you expect

from the sheeple with half a brain?

[SkipNewarkDE]

2. So.... What was President Dumbass...

...doing for the past five years?

[Cooley Hurd]

NOT getting blown!

It clears one's 'head,' ya know... :silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. That explains Laura Lush's permanent expression

That particular type of what skin specialists call "Stepford Eyes" is most commonly a result of the musculative deformity caused by repeatedly saying, "You want me to suck whaaaat??"

[johnaries]

40. I'm sure Condi is performing her "wifely duties" for her "husband"

She's just not telling Linda Tripp about it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. She must not enjoy it

Since her face is permanently frozen in that Huey-from-"Boondocks" glare.

Except, one assumes, when she's purchasing shoes and other "leather goods." (Ahem.)

[johnaries]

50. Yeah, the leather is a pretty good indication...

I would if she and Jeff Gannon team up or if they take turns....

[emdee]

3. Ahaha - that's the busiest penis I've ever seen....

um...well...I haven't actually SEEN it - I'm sure the the Republicans just haven't thought of that yet. That thing should be pickled and put into the Smithsonian some day!
emdee

[elehhhhna]

4. tonight, ste the hose properly, flood her yard, leave a sign

that says "Clinton was here"

[Bucky]

51. Actually a big glob of mayonaise would make a stronger statement

But of course that would be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

[elehhhhna]

54. write "Asshat lives here" in salt on her grass.

[Kni7es]

5. IF!

If it weren't for common decency, those people would become dumber from repeated strikes upside the head.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. kindly remind her

that Bush went to a fundraiser and played guitar on the day after the hurricane, when the levees broke. That his FEMA director had NO experience, and it showed during the first days of rescue, when he denied there were people waiting in the Convention Center.

Sorry, can't blame THAT on Clinton.

And the levee problems predate Clinton.

[undeterred]

7. yes, the blow jobs were so time consuming

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You should tell her that Clinton was great at multi-tasking: receiving a BJ, eating a slice of pizza, and talking to a congressperson on the phone all at the same time.

So if it were his job to reinforce the levy in NO he could have done it during a BJ no problem.

[rzemanfl]

23. Yes, having a 24 year-old suck mine could last two-three

minutes...

[undeterred]

30. But could you multi-task as well as he did?

Few men have this ability in any arena, much less sex. :evilgrin:

[rzemanfl]

47. Beyond holding an ear in each hand, no. n/t

[Katidid]

49. ROTFLMAO

"an ear in each hand"...

:popcorn: :rofl:
:rofl: :popcorn:

[Glenda]

28. LOL!! time consuming

:rofl:

[FightingIrish]

8. What did she expect him to do, put it in the dike?

[undeterred]

13. ....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Autonomy]

17. I almost can't resist making a Hillary joke here

and I LOVE Hillary! Just don't leave yourself open around a freeper with a line like that.

[FightingIrish]

41. I got so wrapped up in the visual imagery that I

overlooked the double entendre

[Seeker30]

27. Too funny

She is the only person that I keep my thoughts to myself. I just let her go on her rants and try to avoid her as much as possible. I know once I start putting my two cents in it very well could turn into a neighborhood war.

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Which Dyke? Ann Coulter? Michelle Malkin? Cheney's kid?

[leftofthedial]

58. sleezza

wears the, um, pants, when she and the bushturd couple

[Madrone]

48. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spray:

Thank you for THAT!! The first thing to make me actually laugh out loud in days! :hug:

[Walt Starr]

9. HE WAS REINFORCING THE LEVEES, PROJECT WAS ON SCHEDULE FOR

COMPLETION THIS YEAR, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

BUSH CUT THE FUNDS FOR IT!

Had Clinton been paid attentio to, this disaster would have NEVER HAPPENED!!!

[B Calm]

53. Exactly Bush gave the money that was suppose to go to the Army

Corps of Engineers to the top 1% of wage earners (his base) in the disguise of a tax cut.

[Autonomy]

10. Clinton accomplished more with his pants down than Bush has done

in his entire presidency.

[Maine-ah]

57. THAT my friend, needs to be on a bumpersticker!!

:rofl:

[DanCa]

11. Ask her this

Is she really mad at president clinton for what he did how many years ago, or the fact that she finally realizes that Bush's christianity is a phoney as three dollar bill and she's upset with herself for votting for the chimp.
Unless she could be mad for not being on the recieving end of the pennis in question.

[JuniperLea]

12. The most powerful penis in the world

seems to still be in control. Imagine that.

If Bush hadn't been so busy playing guitar and eating cake maybe he could have allowed all the Red Cross people in to NO in time to save a few lives. But, no. He must balance his life.

[distantearlywarning]

14. Ok, so Clinton didn't reinforce the levees.

Great.

And Shrub did what about it in the last five years either?

If I hear one more argument about Bill Clinton I think I might hit someone. I didn't even like the guy.

ATTENTION LURKING FREEPERS: JUST BECAUSE BILL CLINTON DID SOMETHING BAD DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE BAD THINGS YOUR GUYS DO ARE OK! BAD CLINTON DOES NOT EQUAL GOOD CHIMPY.

[nyhuskyfan]

15. Hey. He was in his office.

He didn't go on a five-week blowjob vacation.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. I'd move! LOL

What a maroon! Just like their Glorious Leader, placing the blame else where! And if Pinhead wasn't so busy clearing brush and biking and fishing maybe he would have had time to fix the levies. See how that works?

[EarlG]

18. Good grief

Well, I suppose he could have gone straight down to New Orleans and flung his penis into the breach. It is super-powerful after all.

[undeterred]

37. And infinitely expansive, too.

:shrug:

[lildreamer316]

38. Kilin' me.

ROTFLMAO:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

19. Move. n/t

[Birthmark]

20. Your poor neighbor

Think how twisted and warped she must be to have to ineptly defend the negligent homicide of this Administration.

[SlowDownFast]

21. You should just get her a dildo and etch Property of Bill Clinton

on it. Give it to her and tell her she can take all her frustrations out on it, so you wouldn't ever have to hear her complain about Bill Clinton again.

[EST]

45. Need to include something for her to

whack it with, too, a couple times a day.

[Garbo 2004]

22. That doesn't explain why George didn't fix the levees or send help asap.

They seem to think Clinton's been president and the Dems have controlled congress for the last 4 years....

[Spazito]

24. Oh my, this must be the newest right wing talking point, all the others

have failed. I am laughing beyond belief at this pathetic attempt of 'some' to save their guy's sorry ass. I am counting how many of this meme show up today, so far I have counted at least two.

[tmooses]

25. Good luck, Seeker, with your neighbor. I have come to the conclusion

that no matter where you live there are those who are so disconnected from reality or refuse to open their minds to any kind of alternate information. There is absolutely NOTHING you can do to change these people's minds. I know it's sad and frustrating but I have just written these close-minded individuals and choose to have political discussions with someone who at least has a grasp of events and a reasonable open mind.

[Wizard777]

26. The Pen Is in Bush's hand. He signed away thousands of lives and a City.

[Matariki]

29. god, we have just GOT to stop being POLITE to these people

tell her she is IGNORANT and walk away

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. Tell him we have "Dick" for VP

[nini]

33. what was W's excuse the last 5 years

is that blow job going on?


:eyes:

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. We're all wearing the blue dress this time.

[CityZen-X]

35. Clinton The Supreme Stud!

he is so virile that he continues to screw over millions of brain dead Bushites!

[Perky]

39. Wll in fact there is a perverse logic here,

Perhaps if clinto had kept it tucked away,,, al gor would have been presideent... 9/11 would not have happened.....the Iraq war woud not have happened....we would still be in the black...and Katrina....oh wait.... I guess that migh have regardless.

Personally I blame the Butterfly ballot in Palm Beach... but perhaps it is Bills sclong that got us this presidetn and this fiasco.

[Buns_of_Fire]

43. I often wonder if Clinton is aware

that his Mighty Member (tm) is such an obsession with a good part of the country?

It's after eleven -- do you know where your penis is?

[EST]

46. In rapepublicanville, they say, "It's etleven o'clock - do you

know what time it is?"

[Buns_of_Fire]

55. (crowd) IT'S CLENIS REPORT TIME! *wild applause and cheering*

Yes, it's time for the ever-popular Clenis Report, where we here at Faux News chronicle the Daily Doings of that Wacky Willie! Tonight, from Toledo, a report on the Terrible Tube Steak terrorizing the local Taco Tico...

(fade to black, announcer VO)

Coming this fall to your local Faux News station...

[EST]

61. Thou hast talents beyond thy station...

[Katidid]

52. Buns_of_Fire

Oh God! - now that is funny! your name!!! LOL

[Buns_of_Fire]

56. Why, thank you. I think I was drunk when I made it up.

The "a man came down on a flaming pie" explanation was already taken. :shrug:

[BiggJawn]

44. He must have heard the Diane Rheim Show yesterday...

Caller blamed this on Poppy's fucking with the wetlands. ReTHUGlican mouthpiece said "well, you know, whatever the FIRST Bush did, Clinton had EIGHT years to un-do it..."

Yes, and Dim Son Il Douche has had FIVE years to fix it.

Whatever they blame Clinton for, remind them that Bill has been out of office for FIVE YEARS.....

[onecent]

59. Just tell her Bush NEEDS a blowjob.

[Lindacooks]

60. Tell her that if she asks Clinton for sex, she might get it - she's

obviously so UNBELIEVABLY obsessed with his manhood.