My lib brother had a great idea. What if we each sent Condi a

[Midlodemocrat]

pair of shoes so she could focus on her job and not shop when one of the greatest cities in America is dying?

Who's with me?

[mattclearing]

1. I like that.

And I bet it would net DU some positive media coverage for a change (instead of "look at those kooky DU'ers" reports).

[Libby2]

2. I would love to

but I'm not wasting one cent on that witch.

[Hello_Kitty]

6. Don't you have some old grubby ones?

Especially if they have dog poo on them? I'll kick in for postage!

:evilgrin:

[Libby2]

10. LMAO

Well sure I do, I swear my brain is dead !!

That I can do.
I'm sorry.

[kestrel91316]

16. Better yet would be if we could get ahold of icky muddy moldy shoes

direct from NOLA flood areas. If you want shoes so bad, Condi, HERE, TAKE THESE!

[kestrel91316]

17. Or how about this: for the next 3 1/2 years, whenever any of us

wears out a pair of old shoes, we can send them to her. She can add them to her Imelda-like collection.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

32. Oh, yes

The ones I use to mow the grass. Lots of poodle poo.

[hlthe2b]

3. Send a pair to wear to the funerals of each of the NOLA dead...

:mad:

[mattclearing]

4. Yeah right...like she would show up for that. n/t

[hlthe2b]

24. No... but karmically, she should HAVE to....

[havocmom]

5. Reminds me of the DJ who had a Shoes for Imelda after she and Marcos

had to leave home in a rush! LOL

[H2O Man]

13. Oh, good!

I like that!

I have some old "work boots" I can send her, in case she decides to actually help.

[havocmom]

23. Phew! That's a relief H2OMan!

I was afraid I would have to send the peach & aqua Wellies my sis brought back from England for me!

Hmmm, sis in London then bombings... Sis in NOLA and now this...
Look out Idaho! She was there last month!

[booksenkatz]

7. I'm going to send her just one shoe

along with a note: "Could you check and see how far this fits up your ass? Thanks!"

[tuvor]

8. Send her a pair of cruel shoes.

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."

"Put them on me."

"But..."

"Put them on me!"

Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.

The screams were incredible.

Condoleezza crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.

"I like them."

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. LOL!

Quite an improvement over the Steve Martin original.

(Kindasleezzy can't have my thigh-high Gestapo stilettoes, which are her preferred footwear. They're kinda busy tonight.)

[tuvor]

11. Actually...

...all I did was change the woman's name to condi's.

The rest is lifted directly from his website. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I know, but

...it's still quite an improvement. ;)

[txindy]

28. Send her the shoes from the Wizard of Oz. Not the ruby slippers, though.

The other pair. Attach a note saying you think it's horrible about that house falling on her sister in Munchkinland. Falalalalalalala.

[Erika]

12. Sounds good to me n/t

[earth mom]

14. Send her WORK BOOTS so she'll get busy & do her damned job!

:grr:

[MrMickeysMom]

18. If that doesn't work,

We could send her a 50% coupon toward her next pair of CFMP's as a member of the Imelia Marcous High Class Pumper club

[Nikki Stone 1]

19. It would be enough of an insult if you sent her Payless shoes

That would get her goat more than old grubby ones. Anyone who spends $1400 on shoes would much rather have no shoes at all than Payless shoes.

Oh, and tell her you looted them.

[lildreamer316]

20. LOVE this idea. Kick.

[AlCzervik]

21. Lets also always refer to her as "Emelda Rice"

[Erika]

22. Emelda Rice

I love it!!!

You good people who live in Alabama should have fun with LTTE's.

[stlsaxman]

29. Condemelda Rice!

hahahahah!

I love the Payless idea as well!

[meisje]

25. How about a pair of boots? Send Cheney some too!

[stlsaxman]

26. I'll go to Goodwill and buy some ratty-assed lookin'

pieces of shit.

Of course I'll send them with a very cordial note- "My how wonderfully powerful and sexy you would look in these, Madam Secretary!"

[RagingInMiami]

27. Fuck that bitch

Send shoes, underwear and socks to the victims of katrina.

[fishnfla]

30. SEND HER A LEFT SHOE ONLY

with a note: "the other one is waiting for you in hell"

[SW FL Dem]

31. Great Idea. I have a pair of Ferragamos from my old Yuppie/DINK

days. Those things hurt and I haven't worn them in 10 years. Maybe if I send her my old ones, she can focus her attention on what really matters.

[MadeinOhio]

33. Hell no, I propose we send her traitorous butt...........

A resignation letter every single day until she resigns, in disgrace and throws away the key!