"Join Arnold" - A Mouthful of Hitlerian Marvels - (Adult Content)

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figure 34735. in which dental adolf counsels businesslike arnold in the various nuances involved in nurembergian speaking.

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1. the story thus far

with all this on his resume, how could you not want the man insisting that you "join" him?

be absorbed into his teutonic protoplasm!

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2. argh, dupe

click click - edit

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3. another arnold

JOIN ARNOLD. Why? We don't know. Just do it. Move to Mars.

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4. it has come to my attention that some of you have not joined arnold yet

Good. Very good.

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5. You're style of art is crazy.

I like it.

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7. toys in the attic, he is someeeewhaaaaat craayzzzzzeeeee

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8. dupe - edit - again!

I'd like to take this moment to do an extended scene from "Total Recall" -

22 INT. REKALL - MEMORY STUDIO - DUSK

MCCLANE
(to Tiffany)
Don't let her leave

McClane strides into the memory studio, ready to kick ass,
but he pulls up short at what he sees and hears.

Quaid shouts and thrashes about in the chair, violently
struggling to break the straps that hold him down. He's like
a different person: a caged animal.

QUAID
You're dead, all of you! You blew my
cover.

Terrified, Dr. Lull and Ernie keep a safe distance from Quaid.
McClane is merely aggravated.

MCCLANE
What the fuck is going on here?! You
can't install a simple goddamn double
implant?!

DR. LULL
It's not my fault. We hit a memory
cap.

QUAID
They'll be here any minute! They'll
kill you all!

MCCLANE
What's he talking about?

QUAID
Let me go!

McClane walks up to Quaid and examines his eyes.

MCCLANE
Mr. Quaid, try and calm down.

Quaid breaks the strap holding his right arm and grabs McClane
by the throat.

QUAID
(quietly menacing)
My name's not Quaid.

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6. Kicked for Fine Art n/t