BUSH: HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE...

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I believe that the great city of New Orleans will rise again and be a greater city of New Orleans. (Applause.) I believe the town where I used to come from, Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself -- occasionally too much -- (laughter) -- will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to. That's what I believe."
-- George W. Bush

[RagingInMiami]

1. When will people stop applauding and laughing at his dumb jokes?

I hate that fucker so much.

[valerief]

2. Houston is in Connecticut?

I must have a bad grasp of geography.

[elehhhhna]

3. flashback photo:

[leftofthedial]

4. and trent lott is gonna have an even nicer house

and they'll sit on the porch

[liveoaktx]

5. Vid Clip

Non-sensical lack of decorum

[babylonsister]

6. Typical bushism that will go down in history.

Yeah, this exemplifies leadership. :sarcasm: I'm embarrassed he sounds so stupid, again.

[ceusi]

7. Can someone ID the bottle?

we're too poor to have labels in this house.

I've now heard two truths in the last 24 hours. "This won't be corrected in a day" and "I enjoyed myself too much", which I interpret to be "Man, I need a lot of alcohol, NOW".