Let us savor the moment (a revised poem)

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A Limbaugh non-lament

Let us savor the moments before it's to late,
Let us sit and watch the gasbag deflate,
Let us enjoy each morsel as the pig roast unfolds,
Let us recall this hypocrites victims--those he scolds.

Let us recall this mountebank, this moralizing anal cyst,

who, with the drug Vicodin, had a tryst.

The question now poised amidst the squealing:
Was the pigboy just doing, or was he dealing?

Let us remember he changed his name to Christie, then back again,
after being nabbed for sodomy on Philly's Main.

As the spit doth turn.....

Let us remember his rants about the decay of society,
his fat, dimpled ass,
loud mouth,
and fingerpointing piety.

Let us remember when the next Right-Wing chalatan squeals about morality,
that he/she too, no doubt, is doing some dirty little illegality.


It is time to party and wear a broad grin;
it's football time with a hometeam win.

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