I'm blind!

[kerryin2004]

Why is the asshole interrupting MTP for this Rehnquist eulogy?

[malaise]

1. Actually it's appropriate

Rehnquist was the asshole who facilitated this asshole becoming the worst leader in the history of humanity. Did I say Fuck Bush!!

[CoffeeCat]

2. Because he needs to make a speech...

...and try to look fucking presidential.

He needs to look official.

Look at him. Isn't he cool? He's so presidential and authoritative.

I'm convinced. Nominated him for a third term.

That man can lead.

I'm totally dazzled. No really. He's so verile and manly.

In the rose garden of life, this man is a tall, strong sunflower--beautiful, yet strong--and giving us sunny hope.

I just can't take it. His leadership. His bravery. It's blinding me.

And that speech. He's a walking Hallmark card--spreading lovely messages for all to enjoy.

I feel compelled--to cross stitch his messages of hope on a thousand pillows and distribute them to the world.

I got up today, and I needed hope and an uplifting message. President Bush is my morning orange juice. I drink up his every word and I thank God that we have such an effective, brilliant leader.

The man is a marvel.

((((this heavy sarcasm was brought to you by a concerned citizen who is doing her best to cope)))

[cynatnite]

3. He's a sunflower

:rofl:

I needed that.