BREAKING! Just heard on CNN: re: The Dickster

[MadisonProgressive]

His upcoming trip has been cancelled due to him 'working on' the Katrina disaster. Has ANYONE seen him lately??

[rooboy]

1. In his spare time he's a 'stunt double' for a rotting corpse. n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Oh, you got me

I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

[blondeatlast]

22. Ahem...

I wasn't gonna say it myself...

[JNelson6563]

23. lol!!

<snarf> Rooboy..... :killingme:

[livetohike]

2. Is he workin' hard?

Because it's hard work, you know :eyes:

[skooooo]

3. Is he going to work on...

...pulling corpses from the water in NO?

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. In DC yesterday I think - seen in Rose Garden

Has been on vacation at his house in Jackson, WY

I assume the "upcoming trip" was the Sept 8 planned Alberta meeting with some oil execs.

[blondeatlast]

14. He also had fundraising trips planned. I note that while the Rose Garden

appearance has been widely reported, there are no photos and NOTHING in the MSM on it.

Last in-the-flesh, observable appearance was 8/19:
http://www.casperstartribune.net/articles/2005/08/19/news/wyoming/82ac89f5a89ab5518725706200551f31.txt

I was wondering if his trip would be cancelled.

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. Fundraising? I hope you mean for the hurricane victims.

Certainly he could persuade the oil companies to donate some of their hefty profits to helping people get back on their feet.

[Spike from MN]

31. Bwahahahaha!

Oil companies...donating profits...bwahahahaha! Oh man, that's hilarious!

[MadisonProgressive]

18. You're the only person on this thread

that seems to understand my point!

[blondeatlast]

20. We're angry, so I think subtext gets lost sometimes. nt

[BlueJac]

5. The Jerk is hiding

I don't want to hear him speak, he makes me sick!

:kick:

[lebkuchen]

6. He used to head the Office of National Preparedness under FEMA

under Homeland Security.

Now that he's proven, since May 2001, to be SO unprepared and inept, maybe he'll stick to attending funerals like other VPs. He'll have about 10,000 to go to shortly, after the bodies are found, and that doesn't include those returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

[kurtyboy]

27. Much can be said, but he never headed NP for FEMA or DHS

Look it up. That position has been held by a lot of appointees, but never a cabinet level one (Cheney was the Sec Defense, however, and that is scarier)

[theHandpuppet]

7. Yeah, he's rechecking those Halliburton contracts

... to make sure Bush's "base" will make a tidy profit from human misery.

By the way, Dick, you're worth something like 66 million or so, aren't you? How about a stroking a check, you revolting asshole?

[Solly Mack]

8. of course he is

ho hum...

[MadisonProgressive]

9. Why was this moved from LBN?

I JUST heard it on CNN for the first time. There has been a lot of speculation about the whereabouts and health of DC, and this seems to add to the mystery.

[cynatnite]

10. Halliburton needs more money...they're sufferin'

:sarcasm:

I hate the dickster, too

[tulsakatz]

11. he must be working.........

.......in his undisclosed location.

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

12. Work? LOL...

I've never seen him do something like that. Anyone else? :shrug:

He's probably working on a couple of scotches an hour in his bunker. Tough job...

[peacetalksforall]

15. He's in his bunker with the CEO's of Mobil, Exxon, Shell, and the gas

and electric and mining companies. Planning. Against us.

[Mr_Spock]

16. Are you talking about Cock Cherney?

Who gives a fuck what Satan's twin is up to...

[Spazito]

19. He's working on saving his presidency...

that's all he will be working on. Just watch the piece of slime start showing up on all the shows again, just as he does everytime his appointee, bush, screws up big.

[onecent]

21. He's workin on his spin and how he's going to chop heads.

[gollygee]

24. Working on the Halliburton contract for the Katrina disaster

that's where I thought he was all along.

[Karmakaze]

25. Hmm that is interesting..

there was a post recently asking about the upcoming trip too...

So Cheney is AWOL? Or could it be DOA?

[Me.]

26. This Thing Smells

like one of his fishing trips

[Catshrink]

28. I liked it better when that lying sack o'crap was MIA.

[Morning Dew]

29. Where's Mary?

that could be a clue - If Dick is sick, she might be by his side.

Anyone seen Lynne Cheney - any appearances or photo ops?

[MichiganVote]

30. AWOL Bush, AWOL Cheney, what's new?

[Spike from MN]

32. A c'mon guys. We know where he is. He's at a meeting with

Rehnquist.