Comic Relief?

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Bush will pose breast feeding a poor black plastic baby. Media will lick his ball sack- conservative constituents will worship it and marvel at its steadfast resolve.


Bush Serves a Plastic Turkey- The Guardian


Bush Serves up Traitorous BULL SHIT


Run this little bitch and his titty babies out of Washington!

In a revelation certain to be taught at schools of democracy and journalism for years to come, it has been revealed that the apparently appetizing turkey that President Bush carried toward beaming troops last week in Baghdad had been genetically modified to a degree that would lead even the most profit-hungry farmers to protest. The bird was the kind of model used by butchers and Hollywood set-dressers.

Following this disclosure, the president is, unlike his political prop, stuffed: with a gap in the storyboards for his re-election commercials. A picture intended to say to viewers "The Eagle Has Landed", in fact spelled out: "This Bird Never Flew.

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