I just got this e-mail.....ROFLOL!!

[Wednesdays]

Y'all might want to copy & paste this, and pass this along...these are some great Letterman jokes about *.


Tony:

I thought you's enjoy these tid-bits.

Cass

"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't
pronounce Schwarzenegger."

"Well, we're all excited because President Bush has started his 35-day
vacation. He's down there in Crawford, Texas and on first day of his
vacation he went fishing. He didn't find any fish but he believes
they're
there and that his intelligence is accurate."

"The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we
don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?"

"President Bush held his first full press conference in over five
months
this week. He announced that the war on terrorism is continuing, much,
much
more work needs to be done on the economy, and Saddam Hussein has not
yet
been captured. And then he said, 'I'm going on vacation for a month.'"

"President Bush is leaving to go to Crawford, Texas, for a 35-day
working
vacation. This should go over big with all the people taking a
can't-get-work vacation."

"The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President
Bush
the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?"

"President Bush's economic team is now on their jobs and growth bus
tour
all
across America. I think the only job they created so far is for the guy
driving the bus."

"President Bush has refused to declassify portions of the congressional
9/11
reports about the Saudis, because he says it will help the enemy. Not
Al
Qaeda, the Democrats."

[Wickerman]

1. Great stuff

the following, btw, is misattributed:
"The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?"

Leno said it - there was a thread on DU concerning it. I only give Leno credit because it is one of the few times he has said anything approaching worthwhile.

[TNOE]

2. Old one received today - but add to the humer of the day

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than
usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,
sohe rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in
Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and 9-11, or that his tax cuts
will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie
about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, he and Powell are caught in
their lie that the weapons inspectors were thrown out of Iraq under
Clinton, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual
innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a
collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."








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But forgetfulness will never walk with innocence... Philip Appleman (1965)

SCRUB SHRUB

[Bozita]

3. LOL, I changed the 14 to 35 to increase the compassion of Americans.

Thanks to both posters.

[protect freedom impeach bush now]

4. HA HA HA ....stop it !!! thats terrible, but so funny !

damn thats funny..........

[damnraddem]

5. Hey, Dubya deserves a vacation:

a very, very looooooooooooooooooooooong vacation, starting sometimes late in January 2005.