WHAT IS THE MOST NAUSEATING BUMPER STICKER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?

[growlypants]

I'll tell ya, I have seen a few humdingers. One or two that made me want to drag the person outta their car by their hair and smash their face in with my tire jack. Usually, I just start screaming and cursing uncontrollably. Sometimes I bury my head in my hands and sob, for at that very moment I know that we have had it. Ok the worst four I have ever encountered:

1) "I'm Not Perfect......Just Forgiven" (oh, well ex-fucking-cuse me!!)

2) "3Nails + 1Cross = 4Given" (ya know.......oh forget it)

3) "Arent you glad YOUR mother chose life??" (actually.....no)

4) "Crawford Texas: Home of The President, George W. Bush" (Ok, i remember SEEING this one, then next thing I know I woke up in a mental hospital, it was a week later and I was naked. Thats all I know)

[moc]

1. Cheney 2008

:puke:

[valerief]

2. Bush/Cheney

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Christians:

The only group of people it's okay to discriminate against.

:puke:

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. God, Guns & Guts Made America

:eyes:

[Vektor]

99. HAHAHAHAHAHA. *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHA

That is the stupidest shit I have ever heard!
:rofl:

[Momgonepostal]

112. Eewww, that IS lame

[ck4829]

5. W - The President

Someone should make 'W - The Puppet', this person will get my admiration for telling the truth.

[DemFromMem]

24. Yes, but I smile when I see the "F - The President" spoof stickers

[gauguin57]

126. I prefer "W -- The Widowmaker"

... but that's just me.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. "in case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" Not the worst but

annoying none the less

------------------------------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/liberalchristians.htm

[POAS]

12. Sometimes I wish I had printed cards with

the dictionary definition of self-righteous to hand to people with stickers like that.

[smoogatz]

14. In case of rapture...

Can I have your car?

[growlypants]

15. oh GAAWD, that one is AWFUL. Shit! That might be one of the worst

I have ever heard. That one would make me furious. hope i dont come across it.

[whalerider55]

31. personally, if i have some time on my hands...

i like to follow those cars around. just in case the rapture does happen, i figure i can get me aa damn pickup truck like i've always wanted.

whalerider

[noahmijo]

105. Hahaha everytime I see that I always scream at the driver

(usually in a minivan too) "AND IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!!"

[WorseBeforeBetter]

121. "Why wait for the Rapture? Leave now!"

But that's a good sticker...

[Oldtimeralso]

122. Rapture Sticker

My SIL had one of these on her car and when I saw it I told her that: Rapture happened a month ago and your still here!

[gauguin57]

127. I'm gonna get "In case of rapture, driver will eat her hat!"

And then, in the conservative area I live in, I'll get my windshield tire-ironed, probably, or my car keyed.

Cuz I want my other bumper sticker to be the one that says, "Look, Honey, another pro-lifer for war!"

[craigolemiss]

7. Its that damn rapture one

If Rapture Happens--this car unmanned

something like that--I always wonder if I should help (nudge) them along to the promised land

[sniffa]

8. i'm so gLad i voted for bush

kerry/fonda 2004

i'm not fonda kerry

freedom isn't free

[meganmonkey]

9. A confederate flag saying "If you don't like it, leave"

This in Grass Lake, Michigan :eyes:

I see it at least once a week.

[Hello_Kitty]

33. Too dumb to see the irony of that aren't they?

Let's see...Weren't the Confederates trying to leave the Union? :shrug:

[chalky]

83. Michigan was part of the confederacy?

Huh. Go figure.


:eyes:

[njdemocrat106]

123. Reminds me of when I was in Delaware one time...

I saw a kid wearing a shirt with a Confederate flag on it, and it read "If you're offended by this flag, you need a history lesson". :eyes:

[Rick Myers]

10. Yesterday I was in Minnetonka, West Subrub of Minneapolis

F-250 pickup truxk with Vietnam Vet plates.

Had a Bush/Cheney sticker on one side.

The other side? A Kerry/Edwards AND a Wellstone sticker. On either side of these two stickers, that stupid kid sticker rednecks love to use, Piss on Ford, whatever... Two of these kids PISSING on the Kerry and Wellstone stickers.

I screamed by him with a DU sticker on the upper right of my rear window...

Goddess help us, we're in deep kimchee!!!

[Catchawave]

11. On my neighbor's bumper:

"Your mother was pro-life" :gag:

Other bumper: W is for Women <----????

[leftchick]

13. simple one..

the black square "W STILL the president"

motherfuckers

[ck4829]

16. "W STILL the Puppet" - My kingdom for a person who will mass produce that.

[growlypants]

17. I'm gonna have them made. Want me to order you one?

[ck4829]

28. I don't have a car. But, keep me posted, I know someone who would like 1.

[leftchick]

71. oh now that is great!

:)

[bullwinkle428]

18. "DRAFT CONDI!" (n/t)

[barackmyworld]

132. Go Ahead! I'd love to see her out there

[cynatnite]

19. The girlymen bumper sticker

It's something like girlymen don't vote republican. I can't remember what the exact quote is, but I've always felt it was tacky and mean.

[DefenseLawyer]

20. "First Iraq... Then FRANCE!!!"

Which I believe was ripped off from the original: "First Poland, then France". At least that's the first thing I thought of when I passed the fascist on the highway.

[peekaloo]

21. I saw a Jaguar today, a rather ratted out Jaguar mind you, that

had a "Support YOUR President Bu$h and HIS Troops" today.

[growlypants]

27. oh.......

:puke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Not any particular one, but the combo of anything Christian withrepublican

Saw a van today with the Jesus fish and a "Shrub/Cheney" sticker, and I paused for a moment and decided, "Dude - it's one or the other. You can't have both. Either you're Christian, or you're republican."

[whalerider55]

23. yup, but here in the great blue north, we've got...

"somewhere in texas, a village is looking for its idiot"

which is worth all of the other bullshit...

and also, a lot of people have gone out and gotten those yellow magnetic ribbons supporting our troops- and strategically placed them over their gas caps.

whalerider

[kittenpants]

25. I saw one with the silhouette of a soldier pissing on the word "Iraq"

classy

[Maestro]

26. This isn't a bumper sticker

but when I saw it making the rounds on conservative sites I just about puked.

[growlypants]

32. ok, someone need to photshop that one so that Lincoln and Washington

are VOMITING. can that be done??? that would be great

[anarch]

51. or just choking the everloving shit out of him... n/t

[minkyboodle]

72. lol

that would fit nicely. DU photoshoppers get on that :)

[gauguin57]

129. Oh, CRIPES! Washington and Lincoln are doing cartwheels in their caskets

PUKE!

[Hello_Kitty]

29. Pro-Woman, Pro-Child, Pro-Life

Along with the requisite Jesus fish and, of course, the "W" sticker. On the bumper of a big-ass Chevy Suburban driven by a fundie family with that smug, placid expression on the wife's face that just made me want to hurl. I should tell you that they parked near me at the Safeway and we headed into the store at the same time. Hey Forced Birther Wifey, did you know that your Promise Keeper hubby was checking me out behind your back the whole time? Yeah, that's right lady. He was eyeing this hot little birth-control-using trick. What a prize you got yourself there, you idiot. :grr:

[growlypants]

34. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[gauguin57]

130. I HATE seeing any anti-abortion sticker on a car in which you can see

the parents smacking their kids around. I was behind this van recently -- a mom and a bunch of kids, anti-abortion sticker on the bumper, and the mother was just whackin' the TAR outta those kids (one hand on the steering wheel, one hand flailing around and smacking whatever kid she could reach -- and the car was weaving around on the road.

Where's cop when you need one???

[jackster]

30. hands down,

its gotta be the liberal hunting permit

[cynatnite]

37. That's a bad one. I remember someone posting a pic of it

They ran across it and took a picture for DUer's to see. It was horrid! :puke:

[Sabriel]

50. The "Terrorist Hunting Permit" is worse

Here's one state sample:

[txindy]

35. Texas It's Bigger than France

Most of it nobody would want to live in, while I can't think of anywhere in France that isn't beautiful and habitable.

[growlypants]

36. yes, and it also makes no SENSE?? What are they tryin to say?

Maybe Im just dumb

[txindy]

42. You're not dumb. They're not saying ANYTHING.

Except "mine's bigger than yours." :eyes:

Fortunately, there are precious few of those still around. The W stickers around here are going the way of the dodo, as well. Finally. It does help pinpoint the hardcore idiots, though, when they still sport Junior's stickers on their cars.

[DuckBurp]

58. Not that I'm defending it but,

to the average Texan, bigger IS better.

[txindy]

90. I AM an average Texan

Although there's a lot to what you say.

[yewberry]

38. "The ACLU is the real enemy!"

Handmade, of course.

[NewJeffCT]

39. Nuke their ass & take their gas

on a woman that also had a confederate flag sticker on a her car (in blue Connecticut) as well as "Rebel Girl"

I'm usually pretty soft spoken, but was tempted to say that if Saudi Arabia, Iran & Iraq were irradiated, we wouldn't be able to go in there to take the fucking oil to make the gas...

[growlypants]

43. Yes but, did she have any teeth????

[OnionPatch]

95. The one I saw said "kick" instead of "nuke" but

it nauseated me so much I wrote a commentary about it that appeared in Buzzflash a couple years back! :) http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/08/03_mean.html

[democrat in Tallahassee]

40. Give War a Chance

[Emit]

41. The worst for me

Was when, prior to the election, an SUV with a "LUV2SHOP" license plate, one of those fishy things, and a Bush '04 bumper sticker came barreling past me---I have since seen her twice, tried to catch up with her and give her a piece of my mind. I'll catch her one day!

Here's my fav t-shirt, though:

http://www.spencergifts.com/proddetail.asp?proddept=wearit&sku=509935

[NewJeffCT]

44. good t-shirt

thanks

[marbuc]

45. Kerry Will Take Your Guns

Saw it going into the office every day during the campaign. Tis right under the "Friends of Coal" sticker. Not a great start to the day.

[NewJeffCT]

49. the thing about that

is that I know a guy that Democrats would be better for him on every issue - he is 400+ pounds and has a dead end job, so health care is obviously a major concern of his... as are things like social security & medicare. He is pro-choice (not that he'd have to worry about getting a woman pregnant...) and so on, but he will never vote Democratic because he is afraid a Democrat will take his guns.

[derby378]

76. Introduce your friend to this site

It's small and a little buggy for now, but it's a start:

http://www.a2dems.net

[Vektor]

101. Kerry can have everything I've got.

:evilgrin:

[tridim]

46. Calvin pissing "praying" at a cross

Off topic.. I saw a Chipotle billboard today that read, "Vegetarians taste better". I LMAO for about 10 minutes at that one. :)

[theHandpuppet]

"I Have A Dream"

When I first espied this bumper sticker on a contractor's lumber-laden work truck I thought, "Cool! An MLK bumper sticker on a good ol' boys pickup!"

Silly me.

As I got closer to the guy's truck, I saw the "I Have A Dream" quote next to a picture of the U.S. Capitol building.... over which was flying the rebel stars and bars flag.

That scored as the most hateful sticker I've seen; second place would have to go to the guy with the "Jeff Davis Was Right" sticker accompanied by one reading, "Happiness Is A Warm Machine Gun."

[growlypants]

47. Next a-hole in an SUV I encounter at the gas station (rape room) who

has a W sticker on their damn truck and is BITCHING about the price of gas is gonna find either a match or a spark headed in their direction.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

48. 'W stands for Women'

[sakabatou]

52. "Raghead X-Terminaters"

>_<

[growlypants]

54. WTF????? What is wrong with some people. damn

[growlypants]

55. WTF????? What is wrong with some people. damn

[Matariki]

53. it would have to be what i saw on a huge jacked up truck

festooned with american flags, at the start of gulf war 2:

"nuke their ass and take their gas"

:grr:

[txindy]

91. There was a young woman in Crawford last week with that sign!

I thought she had created the slogan, herself, and had completely lost her mind. She was sooooo proud of it, too! Evil little troll.

[JimmyJazz]

56. Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God.

[growlypants]

59. oh gaawd

[derby378]

77. Ew. Sounds like a menage a trois...

I'd like to see someone accuse the maker of that sticker of blasphemy.

[Nobody]

104. Does that mean we atheists can't marry?

And I know several non-jehovah/yahweh believers that are happily married and get the tax deductions too.

[Obamarama]

57. "If Islam is a religion of peace, then dynamite are its candles."

I left a very NASTY note on the fucktard's windshield.

[growlypants]

61. see, now that one can get ya killed by some loon. beheaded or something

by a fanatic.

[noahmijo]

107. what'd it say?

c'mon I wanna know!

[lectrobyte]

60. this one

[Ms. K]

62. ye gods and little fishes, where would I begin?

There are so MANY of them out here. I thought I'd be moving to a more progressive part of the country when I moved to SoCal. Boy, was I wrong, where I happen to be!

There's the prerequisite W04 stickers.

3 Nails + 1 Cross = 4Given

In Case Of Rapture, This Vehicle Unmanned (I wasn't aware that vehicles HAD "man" parts....)

Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven. Oh please, give me a fucking break.

Bush Cheney 2004

Kerry Will Take Your Guns

W The President

Sportsmen For Bush

Women For Bush

But the obnoxious bumper stickers are the obvious "look at me, I'm a Super Christian!" ones. I really hate those bumper stickers, those and the Harvest bumper stickers, because invariably, I see them as the asshole driving the SUV with those damn stickers stuck all over it cuts me off in traffic. Fuckers.

[Ladyhawk]

73. Christians aren't perfect...they just want YOU to be. :)

I have that on a button.

[The Jacobin]

116. You have a point

I have a friend who is a quiet, but staunch fundamentalist. I asked him one day why he didn't have a fish on the back of his car.

He gave the exact reason that you pointed out. He said that no matter how carefuly he drives, at some point he will piss off someone else. He didn't want that anger carrying over to Christianity as a whole. Besides, no one was ever converted by a bumper sticker.

[Davis_X_Machina]

63. Top this one...

...suckas!

[growlypants]

65. ok,,, you win. Im going home.

[lectrobyte]

64. or maybe this one

[growlypants]

66. AAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[NNadir]

67. Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you - God.

I used to see this one during my commute on the PA turnpike before I quit my job to start my new business.

It was on an old red tercel and the driver looked as psychotic as his bumpersticker. Nutcases who think they speak for god are the worst.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

68. Peace Via Superior Firepower

Some people just don't get it.

[Silverhair]

69. My kid can beat up your honor role kid.

For me, that is the worse.

[Sabriel]

70. How about the worst billboard?

It's on Hwy. 41, south of Appleton, WI:

One Nation, Under Me
--God

[growlypants]

74. billboard?? Its not political its a UROLOGIST in the area.......

his name is Dr Rosenblum so first it says "Get in TUNE with RosenBLUM" then the phone number (now remember hes a UROLOGIST) is (ready??/) 1-800-md-URINE!!! hahahahaha. i laugh evertime i drive by this. how dumb

[growlypants]

75. i would like to say that the "BABY ON BOARD" or the "BABY IN CAR"

signs that people put in their car rearwindow are the most preposterous things I have ever seen. BABY IN CAR...ok, SO WHAT??? So what am i supposed to do?? While spiriling out of control after all four tires blow out, Im somehow supposed to magically avoid YOUR car (cuz of the baby) and smash into some other poor sucker?? It simply makes no sense. Is it a reminder that we should check while walking by the car to make sure the baby isnt still in there (ie. the parents accidentally LEFT it in there)

[zalinda]

98. When they were first developed

they were supposed to be stuck on the window everytime you put your child in the car, so if there was an accident rescue would know to look for a baby.

zalinda

[alfredo]

78. Calvin kneeling before a cross

We all know is lord is Satan.

[Ladyhawk]

79. That one is rampant in my town...HATE IT! n/t

[Independent_Liberal]

80. Democrats for Bush

Those are very nauseating.

[mitchum]

82. We have a winner!

I really can't think of one that is more repellent

[Siyahamba]

81. "U CAN'T B BOTH CATHOLIC & PRO-CHOICE!"

Yes, and apparently "you" can't "be" both Catholic and spell at a first grade level, either.

[noahmijo]

106. You can't be Catholic and a Bush Supporter

Why? Because Bush hates you you filthy heretic witch!

[Momgonepostal]

113. A neighbor of mine has some version of that too, along with

some veteran stuff and a big ole flag on the antennea.

[mitchum]

84. I find the Jesus fish with a cross where the eye should be annoying...

and pretty damn redundant. Gilding the lily of the valley?
It's not nauseating per se...just kinda dumb.

[jmowreader]

85. Don't let the car fool you--my reward is in Heaven

Normally it's not all THAT offensive.

Normally you see this on a real shitbox, one where half of the coachwork has fallen off and the other half is about to. You know..."I'm such a good Christian and help out my fellow man so much, I can't afford a car that starts all the time but I'm going to Heaven so it's okay."

This particular specimen was on a brand-new (as in it still had the sticker in the fucking window) Hummer H-1. One hundred fifteen thousand God-forsaken dollars this asshole paid for this monstrosity. (And, right now, another $115,000 every time you go to the gas station.) Yes, I looked. My HOUSE didn't cost $115,000. This fucker paid that much for a car. I mean, c'mon. If I'm gonna drop a hundred and fifteen bills on a car, I'm getting me a fuckin' sports car, man, something worthy of a REAL midlife crisis, dammit, and not a vehicle that needs to have "yes, my penis really is a quarter-inch long" engraved on the back of it with a plasma cutter. And it had "my reward is in Heaven" written on the tailgate. Go figure.

[yodermon]

86. Mine wins.

because it was home-made. I saw it on an SUV on one of the causeways between Baton Rouge and New Orleans ( :cry: ) earlier this year.

"NUKE 'EM, GEORGE!!"

[renegade000]

87. "give war a chance"

:puke:

[Fescue4u]

88. Really?

""Arent you glad YOUR mother chose life??" (actually.....no)"


Really? Thats a really sad statement. I hope things turn up for you soon.

[Theduckno2]

89. "Don't honk! I'm reloading."

I saw that one a few years back, when I was stuck in traffic.

edit : added quotation marks

[txindy]

92. I'd've honked just for the entertainment value. He'd've done NOTHING.

Yes, I know. I'm bad. And I'm okay with that!

[jobycom]

93. Keep America Beautiful--Get Teddy, too.

[kath]

124. OMG!

speechless...

[gauguin57]

134. jobycom, please tell me that's not a real sticker!!!

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. That driver should be reported to the Senate police, for threatening the life of a U.S. Senator!

F*ckers!

[mzmolly]

94. "Freedom isn't free" to which I say ...

"Freedom isn't murder" "Freedom isn't forced" "Freedom isn't chaos" "Freedom isn't fighting them there instead of at home" and so on ...

[OnionPatch]

100. I always think

"Yeah...we have to be constantly on guard and vigilant against fascists."

[MercutioATC]

111. Say "It can be if you're not a moron".

Most people want personal freedom. We have that in this country. Nothing has seriously challenged our freedom in a little over 200 years.

We HAVE freedom and it's survived much more serious challenges than "terrorists".

Essentially, freedom IS free in America...

[TryingToWarnYou]

96. Give war a chance with a B52 for the peace sign

[Vektor]

97. "W - Still The President." Nauseating, because he never *really* was.

"W - Still a Useless Waste of a Nutsack" would be more appropriate.

[Nobody]

102. Actually the imposter is from Maine

The worst bumper sticker I ever saw was the most UnAmerican piece of unConstitutional idiocy ever: "There are Americans and then there are liberals."

Oh? And we liberals aren't Americans? What pray tell are we then?

And I'd love to confront said asshole and inform them that I assisted someone in passing the test to become an American citizen. And if they had to take that same test, they'd fail miserably. You have to know the Constitution and the amendments, the history of the USA, and how the government works.

In short, you need a brain.

[Kitka]

103. STOP ALL FOREIGN AID. Simple. Absurd.

[thjay]

108. W 04

today, every "W" bumper sticker I saw pissed me off to the point of wanting to scream. I am surrounded by the brain dead. People I would otherwise think of as good parents, good citizens, good neighbors. Right now I want to roll down my window and scream "what the hell? how could you still have that "W" sticker on your car?

[osaMABUSh]

117. exactly waht I think. I want flip off every W car I see

[MercutioATC]

109. "Promise-keepers" bumper sticker "I LOVE MY WIFE"

Yeah, dude...when I was married, I did, too. The fact that you have to put it on a bumper sticker tells me you're not too secure with the whole concept...

[growlypants]

135. you should get one that says "I LOVE YOUR WIFE TOO"

That would be quite funny

[Momgonepostal]

110. Confederate flag with "It's a white thing" underneath

That has to be my winner, with this one a close second:

"I'll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler"

[U4ikLefty]

114. "Support Our Troops" , because it's such sinister propaganda

and it still works 15 years later...WTF?!?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

115. A woman on all fours...

with her body as the Confederate flag with "Southern Style" printed underneath. Naturally, this bumper sticker was wedged in between the American flag and Jesus fish.

[Vektor]

118. Jesus loves that sort of shit.

Don't ya know? ;-)

[MikeDuffy]

119. "Liberals: the new white meat" n/t

[FVZA_Colonel]

120. Hmm, I didn't know conservatives endorsed cannabalism.

I guess you learn something new every day.

[Vektor]

128. See, they know we're tasty. "Conservatives: TASTE LIKE SHIT."

:puke:

[MnFats]

125. "LIBERALISM: The Coward's Way."

I am not making that up. Guy lives two blocks from me in st. paul mn.

[gauguin57]

131. "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" annoys me quite a little bit.

So does "Charleton Heston is my president."

[LibDemAlways]

133. "I'm Proud George W. Bush is President"

That one made me sick.