How long do you give this post at freepturdland?

[Fridays Child]

See the post at the bottom, which responds to post 8, at the top...



http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1476500/posts?page=8

[CatWoman]

1. bwahahahahahahahahahaha

just read your "note"

:D

:thumbsup:

[Fridays Child]

7. It's still up! The mods over there...

... must be drunk, again. :bounce:

[mwb970]

58. I read some of the Katrina threads at FR.

It's pathetic. I actually had to laugh out loud through most of it. So benighted, so deluded, so besotted.

It's clear. Neither Bush nor any other Republican has ever done anything wrong or less than perfectly. Every Democrat is a lying traitor.

This is the world view of a 4-year-old. Good guys and bad guys.

[MichaelHarris]

2. the delete key

on the moderators keyboard is still smoking because he moved so fast.

[Xenotime]

3. That's great!

They will be too dumbfounded to respond. Crawford could hold a lot of people.

[Quixote1818]

4. I am sure it's already gone. nt

[Fridays Child]

5. Casting pearls before swine can be fun, if not profitable.

:evilgrin:

[timber84]

6. That is great first smile I've had in days

[magnolia]

8. Still...

there.

[stevedeshazer]

9. Still up!

:kick:

[Catrina]

10. *rotfl*

That wasn't fair ~ that will give them nightmares. The REAL president of the US actually saving lives!!

Wow, they really do buy into all that propaganda. Their racism really bubbled to the surface this week ~

Looks like the freep never read the FAA report that said no shots were fired at any rescue planes!!

I guess it was deleted? I hate to go there, it makes me feel dirty and subhuman when I read their bile.

[Spike from MN]

42. "Racism really bubbled to the surface this week."

Oh man, that pretty much sums it up.

As for the shots fired at the rescue copters, Scarborough was interviewing a pilot tonight and brought up the subject and the pilot said that none of his rescue missions had been shot at nor had any other rescue missions been shot at as far as he knew. Scarborough kept trying to push the issue but the pilot stuck to his guns. Neither his missions nor any other ones that he knew of (and he had talked to the other pilots) had been shot at. Scarborough brought up the reports in the media and the pilot said that he had heard the reports but again, neither he nor any of the other pilots he knew of had been shot at. Scarborough let him go after that. How predictable. Looks like ol' Joe "Where Did That Body Come From" Scarborough was back on message tonight. Let's hope the rest of the media doesn't follow suit.

[LostInAnomie]

11. Have any of the freepturds responded yet?

I refuse to go to the shithole.

[Contrary1]

44. See post #41 below!

[walldude]

12. I love the guy in the middle

"sickening display of liberal debauchery" :wtf:

[benburch]

14. Liberal Debauchery???

He must have been to one of my parties!!! :evilgrin:

[flygal]

22. LOL!

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

28. and where the hell was my invitation??!!!?!?

:evilgrin:

[Spike from MN]

30. where do you live? Please invite me next time.

I voted in favor of liberal debauchery. ;)

[Vektor]

23. Woo-hoo! Here's my answer to that!

Liberal Debauchery!

Awww yeaaahhhh!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :smoke: :crazy: :silly: :beer: :kick: :headbang: :woohoo: :applause: :rofl: :spray:


I'd like to wallow in a little "Liberal Debauchery" with John Kerry myself. I think I'll write him a letter too.

Dear John Kerry,

I recently had the (dis) pleasure of reading a deranged manifesto filled with delusional whining and authored by some useless waste of a nutsack from that unholy bastion of redneck dementia, Freak RePubeLick. Don't take it personally. They are so white and so uptight over there that they aren't even human anymore - they're tampons.

Feel free to wad that fruitcake's letter up and wipe your ass with it. You don't need it, baby. Clearly this ass clown wishes he had a set of wedding tackle as impressive as yours.

He can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one bears fruit first.

I am writing to tell you that you and I need to get DOWN. Make a little sweet love, you know what I'm saying? Do the devil's business. Ever since I saw that picture of you shirtless in a swimming pool, I have been thinking of nothing but your musk, your man seed, your hot liberal essence.

I wanna be ON YOU.

Ungh.

Please feel free to contact me immediately to facilitate a meeting during which I will locate your WMD, then we will promptly commence to making the beast with two backs.

I can best be reached by email at [e-mail]

Forever yours,
Vektor



*edited to add the :spray: smiley

[FreedomAngel82]

25. I wanna be on you??

Uh just me saying but that sounds a bit gay.... I don't think John Kerry is that way since he has hot mama T. Heh heh.

[Vektor]

26. It sounds juuust right,

Since I am a woman, and my being on him is SO NOT GAY.

Also, the whole letter : satire.

Deliberately meant to be as ludicrous as possible.

[Contrary1]

27. An insult

to decent tampons everywhere. Shame.



Tampon Angel pattern available here: http://web.dbtech.net/~suncastl/angel.htm

[Vektor]

31. Tee-hee!

A tampon angel? :rofl:

[magnolia]

33. LOLOLOL!!!!!

Thanks...I needed a good belly laugh!

[Vektor]

37. I hope Kerry likes it.

;-)

[jillan]

59. Ha ha Vektor!

I double dare you to send that to Kerry.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

13. They're stuck on the word "evacuees"...

once they work their way through it, then they have to figure out "humanitarian"...could be there for a while!

[deadparrot]

15. I can almost hear the crickets chirping.

:D

[KamaAina]

16. I like the word "freepturd" a lot

'cause it sounds like the popular "freeptard" while not insulting people with cognitive disabilities (in the field, we consider the term "mental retardation" obsolescent).

Right now, for instance, I've made contact with a man in Baton Rouge who has a cognitive disability and is the self-advocacy coordinator for La. He's going to find out for me how the national disability community can help as soon as he can locate the people from his chapters in the affected area. A hell of a lot better than Bush** or "assclown" Michael Brown, don't you think?

[Fridays Child]

50. Me, too. The "tard" suffix needs to become extinct at DU.

[MercutioATC]

17. I give the post 30 minutes.

It'l take them that long to figure out if they're being made fun of or not.

[Pam-Moby]

18. LOL that is so funny.

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

19. It's been almost an hour.

:rofl:

[johnaries]

20. Wow! Almost 30 minutes and it's still up!

The mod's head must have exploded!

[Booster]

21. Sweet. It won't be there long, but at least it was there.

:toast:

[hiaasenrocks]

24. That idiot thinks the "lawlessness and lack of

normal civility" was caused by the government?

Maybe he hasn't been watching tv, listening to the radio or reading news accounts of the last week. The government was nowhere to be found down there when the lawlessness and lack of civility were perpetrated by a relatively small number of people.

So, if he stops to think for a minute, he would realize that his conservative wet-dream of "getting the government out of our lives" produced an environment in which mayhem ruled.

What a damn idiot.

[NightOwwl]

29. I'd like to know where he is seeing this

"lawlessness and lack of normal civility." I haven't seen ONE INSTANCE of criminal activity (I do not consider taking food and clothing for survival's sake criminal activity.) God, these people are friggin idiots. :eyes: :banghead:

[stevedeshazer]

32. I'm a Freeper now. I responded.

I even used my real name. :evilgrin:

Here's my post:

To: Longs Fellow

So true, Longs Fellow. Much better than the grandstanding we've been seeing by the Bush people these days. Bush should set an example by helping these people. They are Americans, after all.

It's embarrassing to be a Bush supporter in times like these.

11 posted on 09/04/2005 10:19:20 PM PDT by DeShazer
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[mrsblister]

34. don't touch anything eom

[stevedeshazer]

36. I'm going to wash my hands now.

On second thought, I'm taking a shower and burning my clothes.

[Pam-Moby]

35. OMG those people are asshats. n/t

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

40. Hee hee.

Their mods must be really drunk.

[StellaBlue]

38. Disclaimer: irony

Hey, let's go over to this guy's house, cut his power, pour about 16 feet of water in his living room, sever his phone lines, take all his food, water, diapers (which he'll DEFINITELY NEED), blankets, flashlights, guns, knives, pets, family, car, batteries, and Bibles - and then see how long it takes him to act like the desperate and debauched people in NOLA. Oh, yeah. Then we also point an automatic weapon at him when he tries to escape.

[deadparrot]

39. Over an hour and counting...

Actually, just over 90 minutes.

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

41. A Response to Your Post!!!

So true, Longs Fellow. Much better than the grandstanding we've been seeing by the Bush people these days. Bush should set an example by helping these people. They are Americans, after all.

It's embarrassing to be a Bush supporter in times like these.

11 posted on 09/04/2005 10:19:20 PM PDT by DeShazer

:toast:

[stevedeshazer]

45. Yeah, I wonder who that was?

:)

[Catherine Vincent]

43. Amazing. I'm surprised it's still up including the one after that one.

The freeps must be sleeping.

[Autonomy]

46. It's still there... and I think I figured out why

because this thread is not longer on their radar. It's not accessible, except through a direct link to the thread. Still funny though, and so on the mark!

[Pam-Moby]

47. LOL it just got another reply....

they just alert on #10 on the post. They said it is on DU. Hahah

[Vektor]

51. My god.

They are all over this place like white on rice aren't they? Scavenging constantly. What a bunch of weirdos. They must have been snooping over here, reading every thread to have found this.

I wonder why they even bother?

[Contrary1]

48. Oh, oh...your 15 minutes of fame are just about up.

They were right on that one weren't they? No real response
as to why Smirk can't open up his ranch for campers though.

Must be too obvious for them to understand.

[Fridays Child]

49. Ruh roh.

:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

54. Our careers as freepers are over.

I see we're both toast now.

I lasted one whole post. I'm banned now. :)

[txindy]

60. A long, hot shower will help you with that 'icky' feeling.

You have a lot more tolerance than I would, going over there.

:hi:

[Contrary1]

52. Alas, it is gone...

:yourock: But you lasted about four hours before one of their asstoot moderators found you out.
A record of sorts. At least they didn't completely change your post, like they did mine a while back.

** Edit to add one last smartass remark:

Even their moderators can't spell worth a damn.

To: DeShazer
I agree, it's so much more embarassing blowing up an asprin factory while getting bj's in the oval office.

21 posted on 09/05/2005 12:07:22 AM PDT by Admin Moderator

[stevedeshazer]

61. Hey Mister Freeper Admin Moderator:

Bill Clinton DESERVED a blow job.

[complain jane]

64. I'm shocked they took that down. What, seriously, was offensive?

No namecalling, no swearing, no nothing in that post worth removing it over.

[stevedeshazer]

66. Some freeper lurker over here read the posts and narked on us.

One only has to hint at disagreement over there. Free-thinkers are not tolerated.

YOU-MUST-OBEY

[CatWoman]

65. I saw that , and my reaction was

IS THAT THE BEST THEY CAN DO?

That's a bloody "comeback"????

Bush is an abject failure, he's bombed everything everywhere, and that's all they have??

He strummed a guitar while New Orleans was being devastated, and THAT'S THE BEST THEY CAN DO???

[Kurovski]

53. People who think the government shouldn't tell us

what to do, really shouldn't be telling other people what to do with their houses.

[Swamp Rat]

55. To all you Freepers reading this:

FUCK YOU!

You have helped destroy democracy in America and any hope for it in Iraq. If there is a Hell, many of you will be going there. Mark these words, from a Southerner, from a New Orleanean, and remember them as you descend into the Abyss.

[Swamp Rat]

56. Look here Freepers:

Feel the knot in your stomach? The lump in your throat?

Savor those human senses because it will get exponentially worse.

[Swamp Rat]

57. Freepers:

Laugh and scorn me, and keep getting my pix deleted. No matter what you do, you will never forget them.

Your end will be the beginning of an endless nightmare.

[B Calm]

62. Ha ha ha, the truth always hurts freeps

[LiberalFighter]

63. Sgt Nathaniel Haggard is...

Little Rock, Ark., 431st CA Bn.