"I woke up this morning and I got ready for another beautiful day at CNN. At least it was beautiful, until I got my coffee.
My coffee was cold... Somewhere THEY struck, this is an act of terrorism by... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!
I then got in my car to go to work, it WON'T START!!!!!! UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!!
I got a ride from Wolf Blitzer, but we were looking for a parking spot for half an hour, I then told him that the reason he couldn't find a spot was because of... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!
So here I am, Lou Dobbs, telling you that if your coffee is cold, your car won't start, and you can't find a place to park, it might be because of... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!!!!"