"Fema for Kidz" rap song

[Cocoa]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/04.html#a4795

http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm



Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

Written and performed by Scott J. Wolfson

[ohio_liberal]

1. OMFG

Just when you think you've seen it all....

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. Bush: How low can you go?

No help?
What a brother know.
Once again back is the incompetent
Greed elephant
It's all relevant
Bush: Public enemy numbah one
N.O. cried HELP!
But they got none
Can he tell 'em he was on his ranch havin' fun?
It's just the time to eat cake and guitar strum.
Now they got him on a plane
Cuz his plan was insane
and his poll numbahs fallin' like rain
Karl Rove's for profit
And he thinks you shouldn't listen to
How they be screwin' you
What you need to do
is fuck 'em, for now
Turn off they fuckin' photo ops
Make a miracle
Fuck the imperial
Bush is back, all spin, they comin' in
Check it out: more people dead
Here we go again...


(With apologies to Public Enemy's Bring the Noise)

[clitzpah queen]

3. Congrats....that was Very Good. n/t