Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Rush Limbaugh walk into a bar

[ck4829]

And they all get their Coors drinks and drink them.

Then the Bartender says "Let me show you something."

He takes them into the backroom and they see a whirlpool made out of supernatural energy.

The bartender says "If you yell at it and tell the truth, it will give you the object of your desire. But, if you lie... It will take you away to another dimension where there is nobody but Liberals with an IQ of 1000 and they won't be afraid to put the smack down on you either."

All 3 shuddered in horror when they were told this.

Ann Coulter steps up first. She screams "I AM ACTUALLY A MAN!"

She gets a baseball bat to deal with those pesky Liberals.

Rush Limbaugh steps un next. He screams "I AM INSECURE WITH MY MASCULINITY!"

He gets an AK-47 to deal with those pesky Liberals.

Michelle Malkin steps up last. She screams "I THINK..."

Then the whirlpool swallowed her up.

[onecent]

1. lol LOL LOL n/t

[lateo]

2. rotflmfao...

[Hawkeye-X]

3. The next line should say..

"Every bar patron starts throwing their beer bottles at them and go for their weapons and throw them as well until they are DEAD. DEAD. DEAD"

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. ...........

[Massacure]

5. "Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Rush Limbaugh walk into a bar"

Michael Moore ducks. :silly:

[highplainsdem]

6. Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Rush Limbaugh walk into a bar

And the mirror behind the bar shatters, and shatters, and shatters again...