MY PERSONAL MESSAGE TO BARBARA BUSH:

[growlypants]

Dear Barbara, you racist slug:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. ah, the honorable flag poll

may it be raised high and mighty!

[growlypants]

3. hahahaha!

[durablend]

6. I'll tell you where you can shove that "flag poll"

:evilgrin:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. ....my sentiments exactly for the sow..

excellent letter from democrank


Mrs. Bush,

Watching you get air time on national television is like being interrupted by a carnival barker during Taps. You shouldn`t bother. I suggest you get back to your favorite spare-time activity, counting gold ingots in the drawing room.

If it was up to me, I`d fit you with one of those electronic ankle bracelets like Martha Stewart wore, just to get a handle on your whereabouts. I wouldn`t let you mingle with regular people because of your serious parenting failures which produced that Born-Again Psycho in the White House. You are one cold woman.

Now you tell us that Louisiana`s evacuees are "better off" because they`re in Texas? Why? Is that where their families are? Is that where they keep their childhood photos and their favorite houseplants? Is that where their dog is, their grandfather`s hammer?
You mean the Christmas decoration their six-year old made is in Texas? Right beside their best old slippers? Underneath the blanket they were knitting for their new Grandbaby?

Here`s a suggestion. Next time you want to share your humorous quips with America, stop yourself. Just say no. I don`t care how many sets of Norman Rockwell pearls you own, I don`t want to hear any more from you. Instead, go to a bunch of yard sales until you find an old copy of Dr. Spock. Turn to the chapter on blowing up frogs. Read it. Read it again.

[growlypants]

5. thats excellent

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. YEAH BABY!

:applause:

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Now is the time to point that finger for sure!

[YOY]

8. Her Uterus is truly a weapon of mass destruction n/t

[Autonomy]

9. OMG finger porn!!! haha

[tnlefty]

10. Surely you're not gonna give her a pass on the classist/elitist part

of her comments are you? Something about how those people were underprivileged anyway so they're better off in the Astrodome? I'm thinking that is pretty close. I was shocked and then stunned when my spouse loudly set off a barrage of colorful language which will not be repeated here.

Perhaps a double salute is in order?

[growlypants]

11. I shall get right on that! thanks for the suggestion

[dogday]

12. Barbara is a product of her own imagination

She is not of this world, or at least not the real part. She is all butterflies and flowers. I bet she is on heavy duty nerve medications and she does not know right from left. Laura definitely is popping the pills.


:sarcasm: And who said money can't buy you happiness