BREAKING: Fox announces he will investigate henhouse deaths!

[benburch]

Pledges to get to the bottom of continuing losses of eggs and chickens!

Blames Farmer for "failure to declare emergency" and Rooster for "Not evacuating chickens in time."

[skooooo]

1. LMAO..you almost made me spew my coffee

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. LOL

:spew:

[yellowcanine]

3. Hitler to investigate mysterious deaths of so many Jewish people.

Berlin 1944. It was reported today that Adolf Hitler will personnally investigate the deaths of Jews that have been occuring throughout Germany and occupied countries.

[Cooley Hurd]

4. A hearty *snarf!!*

:rofl:

[KoKo]

5. thanks! I needed that chuckle. ....sheesh will this be taken seriously

by folks out there. :eyes;

[smartvoter]

6. LOL!!! We need a little more of this around here. nt

[Spazito]

7. ROFL!

Thank you for the laugh, it was needed at this time!

Nominated because I bet others could use a laugh too.

[kevinmc]

8. ***NEWS UPDATE****

OJ SIMPSON STILL TRACKING DOWN THE REAL KILLERS

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Finally, an unbiased investigation. We're saved. Thank's, Mr. Fox

[LynneSin]

10. Yes, and on other news my cat Evita said she's spearheading...

...the investigation into the recent Songbird death in my home.

:crazy:

BTW - she managed to catch that songbird even though she lives totally indoors. How she managed it is beyond me!

[smartvoter]

11. There is a great opportunity for a cartoon in this. Bush in a fox suit

or something.

[benburch]

12. As anybody who has vistied my website knows...

Visual arts talent is not my forte.

[smartvoter]

18. Mine either. Calling Gatorboy!!! nt

[smartvoter]

13. deleted dupe

[lateo]

14. Rotflmfao!

[yellowcanine]

15. Had "no idea" that henhouse door would fail.

[FreedomAngel82]

16. Chickens???

Uh what about PEOPLE?!

[benburch]

21. If you don't get the analogy...

then I can't help you.

[smartvoter]

24. You're kidding, right?

[librechik]

17. exactly--that was my first reaction

what an arrogant bastard!

Hey, Your Cluelessness--

YOU are the one we want to investigate, you ass!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

19. We need to demand independent congressional investigation.

[lateo]

20. Here is a link to that story...

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/06/D8CERF180.html

[newportdadde]

22. lol :)

[benburch]

23. Glad I could bring a smile to your face! nt

[IChing]

25. I'm sorry, but they already found the one to blame (breaking news)link

she is being investigated
link here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2068085

[stevedeshazer]

26. That was a great one, benburch

Describes the current situation perfectly.

[spanone]

27. Cheney must be resting so he can personally steer the ship.

We must get to the bottom of this, we must protect our phony, baloney jobs!

[neuvocat]

28. Keep us cube rats informed.

We're totally desparate for a hero, so please tell us more about about that fox. Oh, and be sure to embellish it so that the fox can seem more heroic and we won't have to acknowledge how afraid we really are of him in the first place.

[11 Bravo]

29. Will the fox be wearing a flight suit ...

with a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper crammed into the crotch?