The Freepers are in full Freep overdrive this week, protecting their Courageous and Beloved Maximum Leader and Savio(u)r George W. Bush from the slings and arrows of his own criminal stupidity. As a result, the smallest items may become flammable. They certainly have on DU, so you'd have to expect that actual right-wingers would be even more flammable.
There are many ways to "zot" Freepers, most of them rhetorical. These techniques are easy to find and learn, since they are strewn
liberally across the Internets. But there's one method that stands out above all others when dealing with Freepers intent on transmitting the lie.
"You're gonna have to do better than that to convince me. Thousands of people are dead. It's not enough just to make an assertion and end it with a smug quip. Where did you find this information, anyway?"
It's a robust, but polite, form of the
Citation War. Unlike most uses of Citations as verbal ordnance, you back this one up with what logicians call an
argumentum ad Lotsa Dead People.
Here's the structure:
- Express Doubt.
- Note that thousands of people died and over $100 billion in capital has been lost.
- Refute the Freepish method of "an assertion and a quip and a pat on the back".
- Re-pose the challenge as: provide evidence or lose the argument.
I've found that most Freepers are unable to back
any argument up with actual information, and their rhetorical support is usually limited to one well-formed defense. Everything after that is ridicule, disdain, or sputtering anger. It's
always like that with bullies, of any and every ideology.
Once you've burned that hole into the Freeper's Engine of Battle, the other techniques can be used much more easily -- especially when you, yourself, have evidence of Bush's dereliction of presidential duty, of which there is plenty.
Good Luck and Good Hunting!
--p!