Wanna see something scary??

[SoCalDem]

Hurricane history...

Incidentally the first hurricane i experienced was also the first year they actually started naming them women's names..(Florence 1953)..we got the peripheral winds..no landfall in panama.. It rains so much there, we only really knew about it when we heard it on the radio,,. we drove to a favorite beach and parked on a cliff and watched the HUGE waves..The convertible top leaked and we all got fairly drenched.. winds were only in the 70's where it "hit" us:)


this link has ALL tropical storms & hurricanes since they started keeping records

http://stormcarib.com/climatology/WCAR_all_car.htm

[Ioo]

1. I blame the gays...

All of this is because there are gays somewhere doing something at some point.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. And as you can see the image looks like a

rainbow flag waving in the wind in a very gay way.

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[Roland99]

8. This place cracks me up!

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. Weird. I find this place keeps me from cracking up.

:silly: :crazy:

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[lectrobyte]

22. Too funny. But then again, they do blow things pretty well sometimes..

hurricanes, you big silly! get your mind out of the gutter.

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. :^P *lol*

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[graywarrior]

3. Why do you hate America?

[Ioo]

15. I don't I hate the Hurricanes, we can't let them win...

[Hatalles]

30. "It's better to fight the Hurricanes over there than over here..."

We need to track 'em down and smoke 'em out of their caves!

[libhill]

39. Cuz the 'canes

will take our guns, an' make our women git them commie A-bortions.

[SoCalDem]

31. Have you shopped?? If you don't go to the mall, the hurricanes win

:P

[txindy]

4. Aw, you're just saying that because of the rainbow colors in that chart.

[are_we_united_yet]

38. Wrong!

It's Clinton's fault.

:crazy:

[geomon666]

5. Much better break down here

Well...clearer anyway.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/paststate.shtml

[SoCalDem]

12. I've seen that one too.. I liked the fact on mine that it went

chronologically from the beginning, and the graphic shows just how "full" the map is

[BringEmOn]

6. What? Can'tcha see the fetus?

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

7. And here's atlantic region ... for another view

From: http://stormcarib.com/climatology/ATLN_all_atl.htm



FEMA Brown looks at the picture above and says "how can you make hide or hair from that?? Hey I got an idea, lets go for margaritas!" ;)

[K-W]

9. War on Africa is the only option. EOM

[Mairead]

10. I was just thinking the same thing :-) (nt)

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

11. Mr. Brown here's the track plot for Bahamas \ Turks & Caicos Region

FEMA Brown: Jaysus I gotta tell you folks, that aint nuthin but a mess! I need another drink!! Ain't nuthin like this with them Arab horses ... Y'all must be pulling my leg!

[auracat]

14. oh beautiful. i like those better than pollock

[timtom]

33. Really?

I prefer flounder, myself.

[theHandpuppet]

16. Hey -- rotate that baby so that the bottom is the right side

You'll see the silhouette of Jesus emerging from the screen!

I hope you have Paypal so you can start collecting tithes.

[auracat]

13. they're coming from liberia?????

[ToolTex]

17. Bush was right,

they are coming from Liberia and Liberia is in Africa! We have to take shock and awe to Africa so we don't have to fight gays in the streets of New York and New Orleans, and those other New places. Were gonna catch us some and pull their toenails out and have our way with them until they confess who the ringleaders are! Bring em on! Ya Hoo! We'll wire up their genitals and stick flashlights up there asses and show those gays a thing or two about being real amerikans! Then we'll shove wadded up copies of the Constitution down their throats until they say "yo my daddy!"

[meganmonkey]

19. LMAO

:rofl:

Thanks you, thanks all on this thread - i needed a laugh. We ALL need a laugh.

:toast:

[karlrschneider]

28. Ewwwwwww

You're an evil person. BWAHAHAHA
:bounce:

[SoCalDem]

18. Cape Verde islands off the coast

:)

[progressive_realist]

32. You can clearly see the results of our superior local leadership

On the West Coast. As this map clearly shows, hurricanes come barreling straight for us, see that we had the foresight to put a really big mountain range in the way, and immediately turn NE to go after those slouches in Washington, DC.

:P

[leveymg]

37. Blame it on Senegal - wait, that's where the slave trade came from.

All hurricanes have followed the same steering currents and trade winds to our fair shores as the slave ships from Gorey Island . See below.

[SoCalDem]

40. Mauritania too

:)

[meganmonkey]

21. Nominated! Everyone needs to laugh right now, let's get this

on the front page. Somehow this thread turned into a series of puns and bad jokes and I am hysterical right now.

:rofl:

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

23. Nominated :)

[Rainscents]

25. That picture is making me dizzy... I'm about to faint!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

26. Put your head between your knees

and close your eyes.. You'll be better in no time :)

[karlrschneider]

27. Weird, none listed for 1992, year of Andrew

Did it technically 'miss' the Caribbean? Here's another chart showing only five Cat 3 or greater from 1991 to 2000

[SoCalDem]

29. Andrew's on another chart.. Atlantic..link here

http://stormcarib.com/climatology/ATLN_all_atl.htm

[femrap]

34. Hey, does anyone remember a graphic that made the

rounds awhile back...it showed the path of a hurricane (can't remember the name) in Florida and how the eye went thru all of the counties that voted for W? I wish I had that....I remember thinking that Mother Nature hates W. too.

[SoCalDem]

35. That was proven inaccurate..

...

[Lori Price CLG]

36. Bill Clinton caused this. :) n/t