What do you think Scotty does before a briefing...

[bac511]

I just picture him puking into a chamber pot and popping a valium before he enters the room. He just looks scared shitless.

[Drum]

1. and a fresh Depends....nt

[Libby2]

2. LOL I was going to say popping valium too. eom

[punpirate]

3. Does what he does best...

... jerks off. :P

[roguevalley]

4. I think he lubes up.

(God, what an awful mental picture. I apologize)

[JackBeck]

5. Gets a tune-up for the chip implanted in the back of his head n/t

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Actually, he doesn't exist when you don't see him.

[julialnyc]

7. someone hits the on button on the robot

N/T

[SoCalDem]

8. an enema, so he doesn't shit himself in public?

:)

[CityZen-X]

9. Kneels Before An Image..

of satan, and prays for the power and strength of Bu$h*t!

[tiredofthisstuff]

10. He puts Preparation H on his lips...........

He has to pucker those things up in preparation for the marathon ass kissing session he will be doing after the press conference.

[Cooley Hurd]

11. Shadowboxes a cardboard cutout of Helen...

...then gets a hummer from JimmyJeff.

Pumped and ready for action!:puke:

[txindy]

12. Takes a lot of Imodium AD

It doesn't help. He keeps talking, anyway.

[underpants]

13. NO SEX THREADS

:bounce:

[KittyWampus]

14. he has his whipping boy take 20 lashes

[Kazak]

15. Adjusts his earpiece?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

16. rehearses the catch-phrase of the day

"now is not the time to play the blame game"

[Vinca]

17. Definitely Valium involved. Lots and lots of Valium!