GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There

[jiacinto]

GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There!

He wasn't a solider, and stayed back in the states;
Fighting from the TX National Guard, while partying away;
And disappearing, yet acts like John McCain, Wesley Clark, Max Cleland, and Chuch Hagel;

GI Joke, the Great American Zero!; GI Joke is There!

He values the troops more than cosmetics,
More than his wife puts on his lips,
Forcing them to pay for their meals in the hospital,
While cutting VA Benefits;

GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There!

He never severed and got out via preferential treatment,
yet expects people to worship him as hero,
while outing out CIA Agents,
Undermining our Country;

GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There!

He leads America into a war on shaky evidence,
Overexagerates the theat,
Engages in Phot Ops, talks about sacrfices, when he made none back in the day;

GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There!

He stands on the aircraft carrier,
waves the flag, uses the troops,
While their blood drains into the Iraq sands,
Standing up for this country;

GI Joke, the Great American Zero; GI Joke is There!

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This came to my mind today.

[OKNancy]

1. Thanks Carlos

I enjoyed that

[jiacinto]

2. Thanks

nt

[FlemingsGhost]

3. LOL... a side of Carlos I never knew existed!

Well done.

[Terwilliger]

4. did you read his political stories?

they were all the rage for a while there

[BGAL1965]

5. The Ballad of George Bush

Let me tell you a story bout a man named George. A Yuppie near do well,barely kept his habit fed. And then one day while looking to steal some land some republicans showed up and said "Son,You`re gonna be Govnah of this land.' Well he went to Austin and screwed around a while. Messin` with the people which sure made his buddies smile. Then one day over a three martini lunch these suckers said to each other let`s put him in charge of the whole dam bunch. So off went George to be leader of the land. He never got elected but the people`s will be damed. The Supreme court made sure that the fix was really in. So old George became our President,and brothers thing became quite grim. The economy went to hell ,our rights they went away. The jobs all disappeared and the 401k`s why they all went the same way. Now we`re in a war in a far off dried up land. Fighting for GOD knows what, It`s a cause i just don`t understand. But the time is coming soon my friends when a choice we all must make on the future of this land and of our children`s fate. You see another term in office of Ole` George we can`t afford. The treasury has been emptied and the country is unemployed. So i say this in serious mood for you to contemplate. "GET OFF YOUR ASS AND VOTE" Or we`ll be stuck with george and it`s a fate i just can`t take. Ya`ll come back now ya hear any time at all just remember next time this year when we have the GEORGE LOST BALL!!!!!!!!!