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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:36 PM
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David Letterman bashes Bush on his Top Ten last night!!! See # 2
Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Job


10. "It's a 12-hour commute each way"

9. "You know the guy who refills the ketchup bottles in the prison cafeteria? You're his assistant"

8. "You're Courtney Love's Publicist"

7. "For insurance purposes, Boss personally administers a daily physical"

6. "Sign outside your door reads, 'Jim's Office/Men's Room'"

5. "You're taken to and from work in the trunk of a car, blindfolded"

4. "Word 'throb' appears with surprising frequency in job application"

3. "You're working on Labor Day"

2. "Your name is George W. Bush (I'm Sorry, that's a sign you're doing a bad job)"

1. "You're the idiot who has to change the gas prices on the sign every 5 minutes"

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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:38 PM
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1. Nice!
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Melodybe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:40 PM
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2. I love Letterman
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:45 PM
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3. did you see his show last nite?
had on Shepard Smith.

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theboss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:57 PM
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5. I'm confused about Shepard Smith
I've never liked him and suspect that he thinks this hurricane is going to catapault him to the top of the list of news anchors.

On the other hand, he's done some great work over the past few days.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 07:10 AM
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15. He's probably wanting to jump ship
Edited on Wed Sep-07-05 07:11 AM by MADem
You can only go so far at Faux, and it isn't on a par with other networks...the bias was always there, but now it is starting to STINK.

A smart person wants to be on a winning team, and Faux is not the winning team it once was...they are backing a loser, a criminal, a man without a soul...and the country knows it. Also, their salaries are competitive, but only to a point--once you hit your ceiling, good luck getting more when they are locked into paying all that dough to the Dildo Reillys and Gretas--it's like baseball, with salary caps. Time to bail out! A good way to do that is to expose yourself to a larger audience--the Letterman Show appearance may be part of a broader campaign.

Only his agent knows for sure...
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:56 PM
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4. I heard that!
They replay them in the mornings on some radio stations, so I heard it on my way to work. Bwahahahaa!!!!!
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CantGetFooledAgain Donating Member (635 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:59 PM
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6. Very cool. What was the audience reaction?
I imagine they must have gone nuts.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:01 PM
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7. Funny stuff
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:09 PM
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8. Rummy was scheduled to appear on Letterman tonight but cancelled out.
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 03:10 PM by lpbk2713


Must have thought it over and decided it's too late to defend his boss.


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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:11 PM
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9. "Bush Bashing" is Republican rhetoric. We must not use their language.n/t
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:17 PM
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10. Why? We had 8 years of Clinton bashing.
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 03:17 PM by Beaverhausen
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 06:51 PM
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11. Unfortunately 3+ more years of being Bushwhacked.
They bash - we just get whacked. Time to get out my bush and hedge trimmer...
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:11 PM
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12. We MUST use any language we can against this monster.
What would you suggest?

There's no rhetoric involved here. The truth is now out there for all of the world to see. Too bad that we were the last country who got the chance to see it. Too bad that so many people had to die for the media to show us that truth.

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Randypiper Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:18 PM
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13. Cokie Roberts is on tonight
I might have to avoid watching, I'm sure she'll piss me off.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:19 PM
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14. The audience howled!
Right-O Dave!
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