tonight's Daily show on again, for those who missed the instant classic

[Gabi Hayes]

midnight at the liberal oasis

[Maat]

1. I'm watching now!

I'm liking the first ten minutes!

[raysr]

2. * gonna need some

band-aids, Stewart whipped his ass for a full half-hour!

[Joebert]

3. Short answer: yes.

Long answer: YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

[Behind the Aegis]

4. One of the best shows ever!

At one point, I thought Jon was really going to lose it! I could see his jaw actually PULSING! I know my jaw does that when I am trying to avoid screaming. The best line: Were going to build a damn in Arkansas, so we can fight the waters THERE and NOT here. :rofl:

[chalky]

5. OMIGOD: "Fight the water there, so we don't have to fight it here."

And the alphabetical list....
Happened to pull it from another site:

Abu Graib
Bin Laden
Chalabi
Deficit
Enron
Failure to find WMDs
Haliburton
Iraq
John Bolton
Katrina
Locusts
Mars Attacks
North Korea
Osama & Jenna
Pregnancy: Osama & Jenna
Queer Revolt
Rodents of Unusual Size
Syrian War
Tigers
Unicyclists, Nuclear
Voldemort
WWIII
X-Rated Tape: Osama & Jenna
Yam Shortage
Zero People Left on Earth.

Just a quibble--didn't we already have locusts?

Oh wait, that's right--they were "cicadas".

eta: What, no mention of the birthday cake?