Can bush actually Probe HIMSELF?

[mopaul]

is that legal?

[phantom power]

1. Gross. If he can, I don't want to know :-)

[timber84]

4. To quote an Andy Dick song "Little Brown Ring"

[One_Life_To_Give]

2. WTMI

Excuse me while I clean the puke off my monitor.

[skooooo]

3. rubber gloves

[catnhatnh]

5. Yep....

...anally and I have just the cactus for him to use....

[maine_raptor]

6. Depends

if you count the hunting dogs and mirror in the question or not

[MidwestTransplant]

7. Legal only if he does it in a blue state. He better not try it in MS.

[Greybnk48]

8. I'll bet he does regularly

and I'm sure it's not legal in some states.

[txaslftist]

9. Yar yar yar.

[Webster Green]

10. In most states it is legal...

I think there are a couple of states that have laws against that sort of thing.


Demand resignations! Now!

[Missy Vixen]

11. Why am I suddenly thinking

this is going to show up in a future "South Park" episode? :evilgrin:

Julie

[Fuzz]

12. I've suggested that many times, well, not those exact words

:)

[Betsy Ross]

13. Vaseline

Or maybe some of that sludge floating around NO!

[highplainsdem]

14. Wouldn't he have to get his head out of his ass first?

[liberal N proud]

15. What a sick image!

[Betsy Ross]

16. And thank you all for the first laugh I have had in a while. n/t

[tx_dem41]

17. I expect a "Definition of Probing Oneself" Amendment to be proposed...

at any second.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. If so, I hope he uses a bowling trophy.

:D

[Autonomy]

19. Bush should be sent to a federal prison

to be probed by his cellmate.

Correction: Bush should be sent to Gitmo to be probed by... everyone there.

[durablend]

20. Are any of the Clenis Cigars left?

[OrlandoGator]

21. I've been telling Bush "Go Probe Yourself" since 2001.

Well, not "probe" but you get the picture.

[Botany]

22. That is Jeff Gannon's Job .......

So DeLay shuts down the investigation and bush does his own
Investigation.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/07/katrina.congress/index.html

fucking crooks

[sniffa]

23. can he reach that far?

[Ready4Change]

24. 9/11, Plame-gate.

Not only can his probe himself, he can absolve himself of all accountability as well.

Mr. Fox: After a lengthy examination we have determined that Mr. Beagle is responsible for all recent chicken disappearances. (burp.) We expect Mr. Farmer to take immediate and final corrective action.

[auburngrad82]

25. That's Jeff Gannon's job nt

[noonwitch]

26. The people of the Fleet Corporation could help him

They make enemas

[iconoclastic cat]

27. Only if you pay alms to Bungabunga.

[leeroysphitz]

28. I've been telling him to for years. n/t

[noonwitch]

29. Fleet Medical could help

They manufacture enemas

[Drum]

30. Naturally,

...press coverage of the probing will be granted only to "friendlies."

[hunter]

31. Paging Bill O'Reilly, paging Bill O'Relly...

GOP resident expert on self-probing.

[ronnykmarshall]

32. I've been saying it for years

bush, Go fuck yourself!

[Hubert Flottz]

33. I did hear that Bush was seeing another better looking woman...

Here's the proof...

[mopaul]

35. she's a purdy liddle thaing

[swimboy]

34. What has sui generis to say on this matter?