...and remember, Condi sez "NO RACISM"...

[Crankie Avalon]

"My dear White America, I assure you there was no racism!"


"White person, you can keep feeling happy and oblivious--
I deny for you that there was any racism."


"Nonsense, you shouldn't feel guilty in the least--I reiterate,
there was no racism."


"You, there! You'll be happy to know I've been reassuring all the
white people that there was no racism...Now just be patient."


"Hey, stop crying like that or you'll make the white people feel
guilty! Pick yourself up by your bootstraps."


"I SAID CUT THAT OUT!!! You people are going to ruin everything."


"FINE, fuck this! I'm going shopping. Mamma
needs a new pair o' shoes."

[tgnyc]

1. "This isn't nearly as funny as Spamalot"

[glarius]

2. What really scares me about her is knowing what she said on Sunday

She attended a church service in Whistler, Alabama, and prayed alongside the congregation for victims of the hurricane. Asked to say a few words from the pulpit, Rice, a preacher's daughter, said: "The Lord Jesus Christ is going to come on time." She added: "If we just wait".

So a crazy fundie who's waiting for the "rapture" is the Secretary of State....:scared:

[Crankie Avalon]

3. Some day all will be swallowed up by the greatest flood of all...

...and heaven's privatised FEMA will hand out contracts to select angels of the Apocalypse for evacuation of the elect into heaven with all the MREs and fresh water they could want, while everyone else will be left to huddle in their own feces in one big not-so-Superdome, below...

...if we just wait.