Bush is just like you and I in one very important way:

[Obamarama]

One day, we'll all lay on our deathbeds.

Can you imagine what it will be like for him to lay on his death bed, knowing he's about to be judged...eternally? I hope he lives a long, long time to see the effects of the seeds he has sown. He can then die a scared, frightened old man in a plie of his own shit.

[Nitrogenica]

1. God forgives his sins every Sunday.

[mattclearing]

3. God needs to seriously re-evaluate his forgiveness criteria. n/t

[bryant69]

5. Actually

According to all reports, Bush isn't that regular a church goer. Certainly he doesn't attend as regularly as the Clinton's for example.

In Bush's theology, in so far as I udnerstand it, he's already been saved - and so doesn't have to worry about ongoing acts of contrition. Somewhat like he's a successful businessmen because Saudi money kept bailing him out.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Obamarama]

6. I think even God probably has a limit.

Besides, if he lives to be 90, he'll never truly seek forgiveness for his sins against man and nature. Seeking forgiveness is beneath the dignity of Bush and his consigliere.

[bigbrother05]

9. Send pretzels

God help us if he lives to ninety.

[niyad]

2. you are assuming he will cease being the arrogant, uncaring prick that

he is now, right?

the only reason I am not completely and totally insane is my belief that the scales must balance at some point, whether here or on the other side--otherwise known as what goes around, comes around

[stopbush]

4. He has an asshole?

[ForrestGump]

11. No. But his wife does.

[all.of.me]

7. we all wipe our butts every day?!

well, at least I'M regular!

[gratuitous]

8. Do you have any evidence for that assertion?

How DARE you imply that the President of the United States, George W. Bush, son of George Herbert Walker Bush, wipes his butt!

Take your baseless assertions and go back to Russia, commie!

:hi:

[all.of.me]

10. does he use depends?!

[redtapeblues]

12. I don't know about the "eternally" part...

But I hope the boy is prepared to be judged presently.

[ck4829]

13. Most of us won't go to where Bush is going after he breathes his last

Bush will have to perform military service for the rest of eternity.

He is going to be a one man army armed with nothing but a stick fighting against demons with rusty swords. And he will get vanquished every 15 minutes, and every 15 minutes he will be resurrected just to do it all over again.