Bush's Next SOTU address

[Old and In the Way]

Any thoughts about what'll be his talking points?

Here are some potential soundbites that Dimson might surprise us with...

* OK, the last 2 round of taxcuts didn't quite crank the engine over, but this $450BB package is gonna be awesome!

* I didn't want to, but for National Security reasons I needed to make Daschale, Kucinich, and Kerry examples of what can happen when we start questioning our American values. They are being held in the new Halliburton built Congressional wing of the Gitmo prison complex.

* I've sent Dick Cheney to Iraq to oversee the national reconstruction of Iraq...and to keep an eye on those Iranians.

* Dick and Connie are getting real nervous about chatter they're hearing about Al-Qaeda...we believe our CIA may be compromised and under the Homeland Security Act, I've decided to reorganize the Agemcy under the control of the Pentagon.

* In an effort to save taxpayer's money, we'll reorganize Department of State under the Pentagon, too. Should cut down on all the confusion and send a clear signal to our allies and enemies.

* The Full Employment and Travel Opportunity, recently enacted while those Democrats were temporarily removed from Washington due to new Al-Qaeda anthrax attacks, presents a great opportunity for all unemployed Americans to participate in mandatory foreign service jobs in a Middle-Eastern city of their choice.

* I've recently asked Rush Limbaugh and Rupert Murdoch to help reorganize the FCC....I am happy to say that Americans are more united then ever. Rupert has graciously offered to wire every American home with free cable, too!

* We're making great strides on sex slavery and pornography too! The Faith-based blue-ribbon commission on All Things Indecent has concluded that Al Gore's Internet is the primary cause of our national degeneracy and we've reconfiqured Internet so that all home connections are routed through our new FASt Christian Internet Systems Technology backbone. We appreciate Rev. Moon's underwriting of this important improvement to our on-line culture. We've gotten rid of most porno sites and all of those blogspots and anti-American political sites that were polluting our children's minds.

* Finally, in anticipation of disruptions to our national elections this fall, we instituted small changes to our Constitution to assure continuation of our government. We have implemented a Presidential lottery where a Governor will be randomly chosen to be your next President.

I've chosen to make the selection on national TV tonight....let me reach into this here rotating drum that Ms. Harris was so kind to do the rolling honors. OK, let's see who the lucky person is here...and the winner is, gosh, do you believe it? It's my brother Jeb!

Good night and God Bless America!

[havocmom]

1. More like: "I have been advised to take the fifth..." (n/t)

[Mikimouse]

6. My guess would be more than one fifth

[patdem]

2. How can your mind create these thoughts and you still be sane?

Maybe I am getting ahead of myself here? Are you sane?

What a horrible scenario...and I am working on the difference between what is a political construct and what is an economic construct....and you are working on bush* next SOTU speach....you are a TRUE PATRIOT, my friend! :bounce: :scared: :scared: :bounce:

[Old and In the Way]

3. Channeling Therapy!

If you can think it, maybe you can prevent it!

It's over the top, I guess...OTOH, I've seen some pretty bizarre things happening in our country over the last 3 years.

Yeah, I'm a bit flakey at 1:50AM....and sober, too. Now that's scary...

[dweller]

4. Here,

:beer:

:scared:i don't need it anymore.


dp

[Old and In the Way]

5. kick, cuz I want to.