I saw a guy with a "W" sticker stranded on the road today. I ran him over.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Now he knows how Katrina's victims felt :evilgrin:

[texpatriot2004]

1. LOL n/t

[autorank]

2. .

:rofl: and then you threw a bucket of water on him...

[PowerToThePeople]

3. LOL.

:rofl:

[thefloyd]

4. Thanks for making me chuckle

at 3 A.M.

[Radio_Lady]

95. Thanks for making me chuckle, too -- on 09/09/05 at 7:30 PM PT...

[valerief]

5. And then you bulldozed his house, torched his truck, and

stuck him in a vat of shit. Oh, and you raped him, too. Then you sent his white ass to Africa and told him you'd give him $2000. Soon. As Condi says, Jesus Christ will come in time, if we're just patient. Whatever the eff that means.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. Now there's a 1st person account I can believe!

:rofl:

[LunaSea]

7. HA!

good one!....

[smurfygirl]

8. I needed that!!!!

:rofl:

and the bucket of water bit...

OH my God! that is too funny!

[KitchenWitch]

9. And Rush will be quoting this thread tomorrow

:rofl:

[RagingInMiami]

14. Except he'll be black

[Raksha]

10. What's this, a freeper magnet?

Careful...they might actually believe you!

[ima_sinnic]

23. yeah, we already know they'll believe anything

-- gullible pack of losers.

[Solly Mack]

11. Use goo-gone on the tires. It's the only thing that cleans them off

[oasis]

12. Rush Limpwad needed road help so I stopped my right front tire right

in the crack of his cyst cratered ass.

[chknltl]

13. So many "W" stickers....

...so few "Hit and Run" dems....
(blatantly stolen from: So many Christians, so few lions!)

[Jack from Charlotte]

51. Have you seen the......... M......... stickers. They are just like the .W.

in the black block except they are a ......... M. Underneath it says.... Moron.

They're available for sale at Whitehouse.org, They satirical site.

[oasis]

68. Thanks. Gonna get one.

[U4ikLefty]

15. I hope his family doesn't play the "blame game"

[Dem2theMax]

16. Yeah. That's just hysterical.

Forgot this: :sarcasm:

[Niche]

17. Was the sticker on his mouth or his ass?

[Piperay]

18. I saw one today too

and I wanted to run him over, I was literally seeing red! :grr:

[poverlay]

19. I'm surprised you held back:) n/t

[slor]

20. LOL! TY

that was funny!

[ForrestGump]

21. I thought it was a tad gratuitous to back up and run over him again,

while hollering "let's rolllllllllll!!!!!"

Twice.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Why do you hate America?

[ForrestGump]

104. Mostly 'cos "The Star Spangled Banner" is so hard to sing

Refer to The Naked Gun for confirmation...

[Freedomfried]

22. My bumper sticker says, "I accelerate for Republicans"

No shit, I'll post a picture here someday.

[librechik]

25. You're just looking to get picked up by Rush

I ran one over, too, but I'm not going to brag about it!

Last week I ran over 5!

[leftchick]

31. Ha I have you beat!

I ran over 7! AND I got out and made sure each one did not have a pulse before I sped off!

[Sugar Smack]

26. And then you chuckled a bit and told him

how much better off he was.

[txaslftist]

28. He'll be in a hospital in MY neighborhood...how scary.

[Sugar Smack]

37. That IS scary-

but don't trouble your beautiful mind if there's a body bag involved. It's not relevant, you see.

[txaslftist]

38. It'll be going really well for him.

[Occulus]

105. The scariness of it depends on how hospitable the hospital is.

He might not ever want to leave if it's too nice.

[LynneSin]

27. SO you're the big stink Rush is ranting about

obviously Rush knows nothing about sarcasm or the fact you live nowhere near the gulf coast.

Ironically from what I heard, the story RUsh gave was a DUer in the gulf region where the hurricane had hit had abandoned a black person just because of the "W" sticker

[Supersedeas]

32. Bortz also climbed all over this one -- the Screaming Faces are on the

same page

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. Is the idiot really going off about this? too funny :)

If so, he should go here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2076359&mesg_id=2076359

[MisterP]

56. dear God Rush and Boortz are stupid

and Medved too--he'll cry that I said "God"

[geniph]

73. Rush and Boortz are stupid?

Who knew?!

This just in: Fire - HOT! Mexico - FULL OF MEXICANS! News at 11!

[trof]

29. Thanks, from a greatful nation.

;-)

[Lost-in-FL]

30. Lol

You might appear in the Jimmy Kimmel blog...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[smartvoter]

33. LOL!!! nt

[mainegreen]

34. Snark

Coffee out my nose

[soup]

35. It's only funny 'til somebody gets hurt,

then it's hilarious.

:rofl:

nsma, have I told you lately that I love you?

[shugah]

36. ! ! !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lateo]

39. bwahahahaha!

You kill me...

[VolcanoJen]

40. lmfao!!

:D

[Arugula Latte]

42. I hope you didn't damage your car!

[OrlandoGator]

43. You should have dumped a 55-gallon drum of rancid toxic waste on him.

Get the full effect across.

[nookiemonster]

44. BWAHAHA!

Rush? Rush? Are you there, Rush?

:rofl:

[5thGenDemocrat]

45. But did you feel BAD about it?

That's the real question.
John
Also, get your car's undercarriage power-washed -- blood and guts cause corrosion like you wouldn't believe. But perhaps I've said too much already.

[Contrary1]

50. Allow me to help in the cleanup of the mess...

[ForrestGump]

103. I knew it. You're Laura Bush.

I just knew it...

[mitchum]

46. LMAO!!!

[ComerPerro]

47. lol

[nonconformist]

48. LMAO! nt

[Name removed]

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[truth2power]

52. *sniff* *sniff* What's that I smell? n/t

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[bicentennial_baby]

58. buh-bye

[Sugar Smack]

60. Look! It's a jackass!

Hi, jackass!

:hi:

[Contrary1]

57. Make sure you stop by

the souvenir shop on the way out. Buh bye! :hi:

[Name removed]

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[Contrary1]

61. Who do you think you are kidding...

You wouldn't know how to wipe your ass.

edit to add your comment, since it will soon be gone:
Sandog:
"Can I pick up a copy of Andy's Death certificate? I need something to wipe my ass with"

[Sugar Smack]

62. Nice.

Feel free to leave now, you wasted little gunnysack of weasel shit.

[Sugar Smack]

66. Mmm. He went away.

:D

[MADem]

92. He'll be back, the losers always are

They are so friken afraid that their worldview is collapsing that they will attempt to disrupt a partisan discussion group in an effort to deny reality.

Like it is gonna work!

You have to wonder what motivates someone like that. Sad little fucker, must have no life at all.

[loudsue]

63. "Can I pick up a copy of Andy's Death certificate?

"Can I pick up a copy of Andy's Death certificate? I need something to wipe my ass with"

You are BEYOND the scum of the earth. Whatever you use to wipe your ass, also needs to be used to wipe out your mouth and your brain from the same shit. That same shit goes all the way through your soul.

[nookiemonster]

65. Who the fuck left the door open?

Little maggots are everywhere!

[Catherine Vincent]

53. LOL.

Let's see if the dopehead report that.

[Cathyclysmic]

55. Well, I never!!!

I would have drove really close to him, enough to graze him to watch him pee his pants! That's what I would do.

:P

[JanMichael]

64. Is your big assed SUV OK? Did he knock off the "Save the Whales"

sticker?

I am surprised you even noticed in your hummer; normally bumping over little things like that don't bother the driver of those.

[Brother Buzz]

67. And then you mounted him 'on the hood of your car'....

I mean mount as in taxidermy. ;)

[Imagevision]

69. hahaha...you guyz are a trip...!

http://downingstreetmemo.com/

[mongo]

70. Thanks - I needed that!

:yourock:

[geniph]

71. Shame on you, Teena

Now you're going to have to waste water washing that shit off ...

...


...


...


... THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR!

[katinmn]

72. Oops!

:rofl:

[walldude]

74. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if Rush will talk about this thread!

A big :toast: to you nsma.. best laugh I had all week...

[shaniqua6392]

75. You actually saw someone with a W sticker??

Around my neck of the woods they are scraping them off so fast I can't believe my eyes. Especially the ones at my church which have been proudly displayed since last fall seem to have disappeared over the last month!! Too funny for words. I feel like telling them to ask God to forgive them for voting for Satan. They should get down on their knees right now.

[YDogg]

80. Bunch of them around me ... I just smile when I see them.

Kind of advertising their own stupidity.

[leftofthedial]

76. Thump thump

thump thump thump thump

thump thump thump thump

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump

:D

[linazelle]

77. You ARE kidding right???>>>

:scared:

[Cooley Hurd]

83. Nah, she's not kidding...

...I was there and we had to peel 'em off the tire!:D :rofl:

[puerco-bellies]

90. I've met NSMA at a DU meet-up she definitely ran his ass over

Bucking for a mention on Limp-balls show eh?

[rurallib]

78. Only once? Or did you back up and do it over a few times?

[Borgnine]

79. Hahahaha.

This may be the post of the year. Bravo. I only wish I had thought of it first.

[Justpat]

81. The vet that works on some of our horses has a signed 8X 10

of Bush and Pickles taped to the inside of the rear window of
his gas guzzling SUV.

Today I went off on him. I started calmly enough, demanding to know
how he could still support this asshole. He looked down for a moment
to gather his thoughts which are regurgitated right wing swill, then
he says:"He has been a victim of circumstances. His whole presidency
has been the most unfortunate of any president."

Oh please give me a fucking break. By the time I finished tearing
him a new one he drove off in silence practically in tears. What
an ass. How could an educated person spew such crap? I hate the
stupid people in this country who voted for this idiot, but I hate
people like this the most. These are intelligent, but willfully
ignorant.

And it makes me so angry that I can hardly speak when this moron
comes by every day with his fucking signed photo of the stupidest,
more idiotic asshole ever to hold office in our country taped to
his fucking car like some kind of treasure.

I can't stand it.

[katinmn]

82. Nominated!

[babsbunny]

84. Is He dead

like the Katrina victoms?

[SlipperySlope]

85. LOL

Not funny, but LOL anyway

[Opusnone]

86. Ooh! Hose that shit off quick!

It's corrosive and toxic.

[Brewman_Jax]

87. OMG! you ran him over?

How's your front bumper?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

94. I haven't check it. I was more worried about the hood of my car

:D

[Infomaniac]

88. What a CoinKeeDink! I ran over Rush's Drug Dealer and his little dog too!

It was an accident! I swear. It's true. I was drinking some FreeperAde and, before I knew it, my tires were all messed up.

[Lugnut]

89. Let me tell you...

I'd be damned tempted. :evilgrin:

[Politicub]

91. BWAAHHAHA - Can't you hear the prim-lipped

Neil Boortz wail as his panties form into a twist?!

I saw a guy with a W sticker this morning. I threw some tar and wool on him so he could better play the part of sheep. BAHHHHH

:rofl:

[walldude]

93. Kickin this one...

[KamaAina]

96. Well, sure, but did you back over him?

How many times? :evilgrin:

[juliaj193]

97. he he he!

[north houston dem]

98. thanks for the laugh

:rofl: :applause:

[Dem2theMax]

99. This thread proves one thing.

DU'ers can be as low as the freepers.

There are a lot of dead people in the wake of Katrina. No matter WHO those people voted for, none of them deserved to die and none of them deserved to have had a joke made in their names.
You can try to excuse it a thousand different ways, but that's exactly what this thread did. And it makes me sick.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

101. Thank you for sharing

[walldude]

102. Actually it proves that you probably missed the original thread

and the fact that the original thread made an appearance on Rush Limbaugh. Sometimes I'm tired of crying and tired of being angry and I just need a laugh. And this was the funniest damn thing I've seen in weeks. If you did catch all the backstory to this thread then I suggest you go to the thread bitching about the Daily Show.. you'll fit right in.

[Redstone]

100. But that's OK, Rush and his buddy Gannon came along

and took him to the hospital.

Heroes that they are.

redstone

[lwin]

106. There goes another keyboard...

Lost to a spilled diet coke...knocked over while I was laughing and pounding on the mouse. The monitor isn't a pretty sight either...
:rofl:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

107. Sorry....where do I send the check?

[lonestarnot]

108. mmmmmm the smell of tire marks early in the morning.....

[marshall]

109. How long did it take FEMA to come and treat him?

[DawnneOBTS]

110. ...Wonder if the Red Cross passed him by too, like NOLA n/t

[Pobeka]

111. You're bad, bad, BAD.

Too funny!

:hug: :hi: