just what the hell IS pigboy's pain?

[homelandpunk]

Has he described what the fwck his pain is? No. And he won't.
Face it pigoy, your "pain" is the devastating loss of all the piles of food Marta keeps away from you, so you replace your emptiness with another vice. You have no crushed vertebrae, no constant pins and needles, no blackout-inducing headaches, no crippling, chronic pain of any sort. You're just a weak maggot-infested addict. HAHA.

[soupkitchen]

1. He has to live with himself.

Knowing how thoroughly full of crap he is. That's pretty much what addiction is: God's way of telling you you're full of crap (literally and figuratevely)

[tridim]

2. His pain is that he's a lying sack

of crap and he knows it. Get help Rush.

[criticalmass]

3. The anal cyst is flaring up again

I thought I heard he was going to blame it on the ear surgery, but I think the ear surgery was prob'ly caused by Vicodin abuse.

[Philostopher]

4. If you'd spent twenty years or so

with your head up your rear end, you'd probably be in pain too.

[haymaker]

5. Guilt.

Lots of it.

[UTUSN]

6. Self-loathing

Deep down, he knows he's crap.

[mlawson]

11. I think that is it. Ding, ding!!! n/t

[MegaDeuse3080]

7. The pain

is caused by Jeff Christie trying to reclaim his body.

[newyawker99]

9. Hi megaDeuse3080!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[linazelle]

8. His voice is his pain...

anybody else would have gone crazy long ago from the sheer wind pressure of his incessant talking (about nothing mind you). I truly believe he talked himself deaf.

[AnnabelLee]

10. Hi, homelandpunk

Please disregard the request that I previously made about not using profanity in the body of your OP. The word "fwck"(sic) is allowed when the discussion is about shared political opponents and/or policies which we generally oppose. Carry on.:thumbsup:

Thank you
AnnabelLee
DU Moderator

[watercolors]

12. excuse me, since when is hell profanity?

Time to cut some slack on that!