FEMA representatives - "Show us your tits for emergency rations!"

[Postman]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305

[moodforaday]

1. The Onion is only catching up with reality this time

I posted about this in this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4678008

Storm Survivors Told To 'Expose Themselves'

A group of female hurricane survivors were told to show their breasts if they wanted to be rescued, a British holidaymaker has revealed. Ged Scott watched as American rescuers turned their boat around and sped off when the the women refused.

The account was just another example of the horror stories emerging from the hurricane disaster zone.

Mr Scott, 36, of Liverpool, was with his wife and seven-year-old daughter in the Ramada Hotel when the flood waters started rising.

"At one point, there were a load of girls on the roof of the hotel saying 'Can you help us?' and the policemen said 'Show us what you've got' and made signs for them to lift their T-shirts," he told the Liverpool Evening Echo. When the girls refused, they said `Fine' and motored off down the road in their boat."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/06092005/140/storm-survivors-told-expose-themselves.html

[markus]

2. The first time I've laughed in close to two weeks

Thank you.