Rush Limbaugh has a history of hiring male prostitutes

[mitchum]

Read this one on the air, you piece of shit

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. His real name is Jeff Christie and his wives are props

[5thGenDemocrat]

3. No -- his former on-air name was Jeff Christie

He used it because, well, "Rush Limbaugh" is about the stupidest radio name you could pick. But, yes, he IS both deeply closeted AND a major drug addict, to boot.
John
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Hey John! How ya feeling?

Glad you're back...quit scaring us ! :loveya:

[5thGenDemocrat]

24. You think it scares you guys...

Imagine sitting here, feeling that little pain (it isn't really very painful but it feels like there's a drill burrowing from just above the left nipple and going straight through the body and out the back), and realizing "oh, yeah -- I'm having another one."
I REALLY DID NOT want to go to the hospital for three days -- but what the heck are you going to do?
I'm taking five kinds of medications at the moment (counting aspirin) and, yes, I'm feeling a lot better.
Thank you for asking.
John
Waiting until I get the bill (figure $40K or so). That should be good for another one (just kidding).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. Lol,...I feel for ya

Glad to see you posting and thanks for having Polly keep us aware of your well being

[mitchum]

12. Yes, his acquisition of $$$ allowed him to move from tea room queen...

to "home shopper"

[gort]

65. Maybe Bill Hicks was on to something?

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other
day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay
guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?
Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while
Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him?
His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh...
I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!'..."
-Bill Hicks

[Lubernaut]

66. Yep.

Bill Hicks was right on. I sure wish he was still around, I'd love to hear what he'd have to say about the current state of affairs!

[hunter]

19. He pays his wives more than his prostitutes.

That's the way a free market works.

[David Zephyr]

42. Props. They should thank their lucky stars they aren't his mates.

He is one of the most unattractive men in America...after Laura's prop. Ha!

Hi NSMA. :hi:

[Helga Scow Stern]

2. People say he prefers children.

[bryant69]

4. Well you can't argue with a source like that

Frankly there's no accusation we won't believe about Rush Limbaugh (or President Bush).

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[johnfunk]

61. Some say he likes three-way man-on-dog with Rick Santorum...

See? I can report the facts just like John Gibson and Steve Doocy!

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

5. Now now now ... there is no direct evidence

of anything except him being a STONE COLD junky ... hmmm I wouldn't be surprised if he said Junky's got their jollys from male prostitutes.... hmmm so by LimburgerLogic(tm) as a Junky he could have such a history.

Poor man has to hide his real self so much... Bill Clinton has totally white hair while Poppy has totally dark hair -- it always seems some people are comfortable in the own skin and others need to make believe about everything.

Sad really.

[mitchum]

9. No, I have a friend who worked in the trade..."industry" who had some...

very interesting anecdotes about that bloviating pig

[mitchum]

10. No, I have a friend who worked in the trade..."industry" who had some...

very interesting anecdotes about that bloviating pig

[RoBear]

18. EVIDENCE? EVIDENCE? We don't need no fuckin' evidence!

What works for them should be what works for us, no?

[Dr Fate]

32. Here is some evidence, for real:

http://www.americanpolitics.com/20030103Letters.html

[Zynx]

7. Some people told me he likes dead male children.

In true right wing fashion, I'm not making any allegations, but I'm just repeating what people told me.

[Terran]

8. Yeah, I heard that too.

Some people are saying that, so, y'know, it's gotta be at least partly true.

[shaniqua6392]

11. In that case.......

he should be making a trip to the Gulf Coast soon because there are lots of dead children down there for him. Then he can send a thank you card to his best friend in Washington, Bushitler.

[melody]

16. We don't make this stuff up eom

[BuelahWitch]

21. And he likes to watch while the life is strangled out of them

[Arugula Latte]

40. My friend knew someone who SAW him do this.

They reported him but the police didn't investigate.

[nookiemonster]

25. Our "think tanks" are on the job.

We'll forward confirmation to "our guys" in the trenches.

[yardwork]

50. Some people say that. I'm not saying it, but some people say it.

Don't you wonder?

[tedoll78]

13. Some people say he likes weiner cheese.

...

Go on.. read it, oxyf*ck!

[ArkDem]

14. This thread sounds sort of homophobic.

[mitchum]

15. Well, you're wrong

Hypocritophobic, yes
Homophobic, no

[ComerPerro]

17. Not to me.

Rush speaks out against homosexuality. So, if he did in fact have a history of hiring homosexual male prostitutes, then he would be a hypocrite. Not only because of his homosexual tendencies, but also for the moral failing of hiring prostitutes.

[jazzjunkysue]

62. Obviously hiring from the lower rungs of that particular industry.

I guess answering a prostitution call to Rush would pretty much signal an end to your better years. Wonder what it would cost to get anyone to touch him? Ewwwww.....

[melody]

26. My gay sister is sitting here laughing her ass off at it eom

[Mizmoon]

20. Some people say that Rush enjoys eating cat shit

I mean, some people say it ...

[NNadir]

22. Studies show, too, that many prostitutes are drug addicts.

At least he's hanging out with his peers.

Not being familiar with gay sex, would the presence of anal cysts make the fellow on bottom a masochist as well?

[Name removed]

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[jazzjunkysue]

63. Ok. That was low. Stop it, stop it! Howm I gonna get that image out of

my head, now?????
:banghead:

[belle]

27. I think he's probably completely impotent by now.

And all his energy goes into his hateful shows...and his little helpers, in wee fistfuls.

[Dr Fate]

31. His 3 childless (sexless?) marriges may well back that up.

Either that or he prefers the company of men.

[rurallib]

28. Is Kagan really a man? Looks like it.

[blm]

33. heheh...that's my longheld theory...Daryn's a tranny so that works out

just swell for Rush.

[cajones_II]

43. Then WHY hasn't he gotten together with Ann Coulter?

Too much conservonut juice in one place? The RNC can't allow it for security purposes?

[burythehatchet]

49. she may not be a man

but she is the daughter of a very prominent neo-con, Robert Kagan.

[blm]

52. HOLY MOLY....I never put that together. Grazie for the info.

.

[KC21304]

55. I 'm quite sure Daryn Kagan is not Robert Kagan's

daughter. For one thing she may be a tad too old. She is 42. And she gradutated from Beverly Hills High School. I don't think any of THOSE Kagans hung out in Beverly Hills.

[KC21304]

56. Here is the answer to the Robert Kagan-Daryn Kagan

question.

http://www.carnegieendowment.org/experts/index.cfm?fa=expert_view&expert_id=16

Robert Kagan born 1958

Daryn Kagan born 1963

[blm]

71. Other?

,

[KC21304]

72. I'm not sure if this is what you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryn_Kagan

[Dr Fate]

29. Did I ever bring up Norm Woodruff, Rush's gay mentor? (NO BS- link)

Who "taught him how to dress" according to Rush's biograper?

I guess they went on shopping trips or somthing- perhaps they enjoyed a quiet lunch together at the food court after a busy day of trying on clothes.

I think Christie needs to come clean about his Gay mentor- instead of gay bashing.

http://www.americanpolitics.com/20030103Letters.html

Arkush was not entirely complimentary. He criticizes Rush for not crediting Norm Woodruff for pulling the strings that got him into KFBK, which was where he was working when he met Ed McLaughlin. Norm gave Rush that last chance (he had been fired a number of times and fallen into obscurity while working in baseball). Norm taught Rush how to dress for success and presented him to KFBK at a key moment -- upon the firing of Morton Downey. Arkush says Rush fails to give Woodruff his just credit for his involvement in Rush's success, which if it ever does come will have to come posthomolously. Woodruff died in the mid 1980's of AIDS. He was gay.

[blm]

34. Why yes....I do believe I've heard that once or twice.

.

[dsc]

48. gay mentors don't begay gay proteges

If they did, then straights would have every right to lobby for people like me to be banned from teaching.

[triguy46]

30. This isn't true...no one would take his money

[NNadir]

38. You'd be surprised what dope addicts would do for oxycotin.

I mean, think of this, suppose you were a dope addict who knew another dope addict who could buy dope with no legal consequences because of high connections in high places.

Suppose you really needed a fix. Suppose you were gay and you could get really, really, really blitzed and could fuck a fat retarded cow to get what you need. Wouldn't you fuck Rush?

You wouldn't?

Me neither.

[Blue Belle]

58. I bet Jeff Gannon would....

:eyes:

[Imagevision]

35. So Limbaugh is gay, that's still no excuse for being a dickhead!

http://downingstreetmemo.com/

[Fuzz]

37. Bill Hicks said it best - Warning graphic

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh recently... Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lie around in a tub while other men pee on him.

Can't you just picture his fat, corpulent body lying in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush stand all around peeing on him. 'Ooh, I can't get hard. Ronnie, pee in my mouth'.

He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, stuffs them up his ass, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurl half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth.

Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere.

Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher, don't ya'll see that?"


Now that's a rant!

(posted this on another Rush thread too) :)

[Arugula Latte]

41. Wow.

Woweee wow wow.

:rofl:

[donco6]

44. DAMN!

That even made *me* blush!

[izzybeans]

46. I've heard that rant before, was it one one of his albums?

I need to bring that back into my life somehow.

[Fuzz]

51. I think it was on Rant in E minor, but don't quote me on that

:)

[izzybeans]

60. Straight to Itunes I go. Thanks! nt

[Fuzz]

69. Found it on ITunes

Part Two:Chapter Seven: Rush Limbaugh

Off Rant in E minor.

Enjoy :)

[izzybeans]

70. Purchased it all. I used to have this one. Forgot all about it.

Now I'm happy its back in my life.

Thanks!

[Lubernaut]

68. Yes

It is indeed on Rant in E Minor. A must have.

[Zynx]

47. Good Lord!

That's the most disgusting thing I've EVER read and that's saying something.

[Marnieworld]

53. I wish that I had this in needlepoint hanging on my wall

The genius of Bill Hicks never ceases to amaze me.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

59. Worth the price of admission.

It'd be funnier if it wasn't true.

[niceypoo]

39. Kick!

[XanaDUer]

45. Kicked and nominated!

...

[Jade Fox]

54. Male prostitues have a history of saying, "Eww, ick, no thanks!" to Rush..

n/t

[WorseBeforeBetter]

57. Can't just ONE of them say "yes," videotape it for all the world to see...

and put an end to this motherphucker once and for all?!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

64. kick

kick

[UrbScotty]

67. HE VIOLATES THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!

Tell Pat and Jerry!