The alternative FEMA rap...

[txaslftist]

YO Yo Yo

Helpin' you out is a State responsibility
The feds don't have the first priority
so if you gets killed don't say our name
No matter what happens, FEMA ain't to blame

Disaster prep is your mayor's responsibility
And Public Relations is important to our agency

Our boss is the greatest, he hepp' to train horses
He organizes us, gets us lots of Federal forces
But if we don't use 'em, it's the State's big shame
No matter what happens, FEMA ain't to blame

Disaster prep is the governor's responsibility
And public relations is important to our agency

All the president's horses and all his crony men
Look after each other, no matter how, where or when
So if the press conference means we drown a nursing home
No matter what happens, FEMA ain't to blame

Yo Yo Yo
No matter what happens, FEMA ain't to blame.

[LSparkle]

1. To be produced (recorded?) soon by Kanye West

I WISH!