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So a week or so ago I experienced the single most traumatic week of my life. The story of it all seems insane so after all the chaos then earlier today I was driving to my house on 2nd Street in Gulport, Ms. that was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. I arrived at the railroad tracks when the MP's wouldn't let me cross a barricade that is literally 200 feet or so from my former house. They told me "no one" could pass and so I would have to take another route which was about an extra 20 minutes of driving. Now thanks to Dubya Gump and Mr. Cheney gas is really expensive and extremely hard to get anywhere Katrina has destroyed so needless to say I was extremely aggravated that they wouldn't let me pass. Then suddenly a long line of dark cars pulls up and they start honking at me to backup to let the long line of cars through the barricade that supposedly no one can drive through. Well that pissed me off even more so I waved a middle finger at the caravan. I drove the extra 20 minutes and finally made it back to my former house filming video of the destruction along the way. A few minutes later I overheard a neighbor say that Dick Cheney was down the street talking to people. Now I am no fan of Mr. Cheney because of several reasons. For those who don't know Mr. Cheney is infamous for telling Senator Leahy "go fu** yourself' on the senate floor. Also I am not happy about the fact that thousands have died due to the slow action of FEMA not to even mention the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time i.e. Iraq. Now my neighbor was talking to two police officers at the time and so I asked them if me and my friend could go down and see what was going on. They said they were looking forward to talk to the locals...LOL. So we grabbed my Canon digital rebel and my Sony videocamera and started walking down the street. And then right in front of the destroyed tennis court I used to play on Dick Cheney was giving a pep rally talking to the press. The secret service guys patted us down and waved the wands over us and then let us pass. Anyway I was standing about 10 feet away from Mr. Cheney while my friend was filming. I then took a picture of him and then yelled "Go Fu* Yourself Mr. Cheney ....Go Fu* YOURSELF....Go Fu* Yourself...you asshole". I had/have no intention of harming anyone but merely wanted to echo Mr. Cheney's infamous words back at him. At that moment I noticed the secret service guys with a panic stricken look on their faces like they were about to tackle me so I calmly walked away back to my former house. My friend videotaped a little bit longer and then he came back to my former house. We were salvaging the few things we could and about 10 minutes or so later two MP's waving M-16's showed up at my former house. They said they were looking for someone who fit my description who had cursed at the VP. I told them I was probably the person they were looking for and so they put me in handcuffs and 'detained' me for about 20 minutes or so. My right thumb went numb because the cuffs were on so tight but they were fairly courteous and eventually released me after getting all my contact info. They said I had NOT broken any laws so I was free to go.
We lost our home and many other things in the worst natural disaster in the history of our nation and my wife Lisa was even featured on CNN after having our baby Sofia Grace shortly after the storm. The truth is even with all our losses we are still luckier than many people down here because at least we didn't die. But I thought I could try to raise some awareness to the bad policies of the Dubya Gump administration and also possibly raise some money to replace the many things we lost and so I decided I would auction the videotape my friend shot of the event. I will also grant an interview to the winner if so desired.
thanks
the 'heckler'
WWW.HURRICANEKATRINASUCKED.COM
On Sep-09-05 at 07:22:21 PDT, seller added the following information:
I just heard George Bush aka Dubya Gump is planning a return trip to my area. Now I wonder if that had anything to do with lil ole me? Nah no way. Anyway I have too much work to do this weekend so if anyone else wants to show up with a sign that says "Go F*** Yourself Dubya Gump" they would be my hero. Thanks for all the cool emails and support.
Also I will throw in ALL of my personal footage that i have shot before-during-after the storm which is about 6 -30 minute dvd's long....(i shot it on a sony mini-dvd camcorder)....and the 'Mr. T-I PITY DA FOOL" tshirt i was wearing when i uttered the words.... LOL (sadly it is true i intentionally wore an old junky tshirt bc i knew i was going to get dirty digging stuff out of the rubble)