Do you think freeper women would like being called "that lump in the bed"

[Bandit]

:shrug: "Family Values" an all. Inquiring minds would like to know.

[Loyal]

1. Haha

I don't know.

[Fixated]

2. ....

I'll tell you when I bag my next one. I seem to attract my opposites. It's fun as long as you don't get attached.

[LibDemAlways]

3. Given the hateful nature of freeper men,

I'm sure the average freeper wife would feel relieved to be called something other than
"hey you" as in "Hey you, bring me another beer."

[JVS]

4. Freeper women will like what they are told to like damnit!

[Rollins]

5. I resent yout question

A woman is a man's 'lump in the bed'. We own it. Says so in the bible.
Where would women be with out us men to live their lives through?

Can't..........seem.......to.........keep.....from.......reading.....
the .....bible......and ......watching.....Faux News.....

Somebody shoot me.

</sarcasm off>

:hippie:

[liberalmuse]

6. If my hubby called me, 'The Lump in the bed'...

he'd be known as that guy with the lump on the head.

[demnan]

7. I pity you for asking the question.

[Bandit]

8. ????

I take your answer to mean you find nothing wrong with Bush* referring to his wife in that manner. There are some sick people in this country.

[xJlM]

9. I've got other names for them

In the interest of decorum, though, I won't go into that here.

[GoldenOldie]

10. Apparently Laura does

I can't believe she was so naive as to read this to an audience.

[Malva Zebrina]

12. apparently the "lump in the bed" is a compliment to this asshole of a woma

she, at least has been recognized. LOL she thinks!--what else could be attributed to her? This is her claim to fame--I am a lump in the bed for the guy to stick it to. He aims at the "lump" and if he is on target then I must act as though it is my position in life!!! LOL Oh my--how wonderful--isn't it? This woman is made of wood, straw and air. She is useless. The lump in the bed is her accepted position-and she loves it--LOL--how can she stand it? I know how--she will do anything to keep her money flowing and her lazy position in order to live her life in perfect harmony! This woman is a pathetic human being.

[foo_bar]

14. everyone's a literary critic

Dubya isn't known for using adjectives, so it's at least an authentic expression, maybe his first.

[maggrwaggr]

11. freeper women feign sleep

rather than actually have to have sex with freeper men

[Resistance Is Futile]

13. Of course they do

Freeper women will like whatever their husbands do. It is their Christian duty.

[Individualist]

15. They're Stepford Wives n/t

[soothsayer]

16. The freepers thought this was an ADORABLE term

and said they LOVE this classy and sweet couple in the WH (barf)

[oxycontinrush]

17. Please stop... no more Laura Bush "bed" references

The mental pictures are just too freakin' god-awful.