Be on TV with Bush & Hannity!

[LeighAnn]

"Volunteers are needed to be in the "Republican Values" TV show featuring President Bush and the wit & wisdom of Sean Hannity.

http://www.republicantv.org/homepage-hannity.html

You have to be prepared to answer the question,

"Why I'm a Republican"

[Cush]

1. time to infiltrate?

hell, if you say "because liberals hate america", they would probably let you on

[Loyal]

2. I'm a Republican...

because I'm a stupidceptce of shit. I wonder if they would show that one. :D

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. $40

if you infiltrate and then on the day of filming, show up in kkk robes

[madmax]

4. I'd rather pull my finger nails out.

[Cat Atomic]

5. The "wisdom of Sean Hannity"?

I didn't know they made 10-second TV shows.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. Your generosity is inspiring.

[9215]

6. I'm a Republican because

I think we needed to go to war with Iraq. I believe this because we are not going to get our economy going by being at peace all the time It's a hard fact for alot of liberals to swallow, but just how are we going to keep people employed in the military if we dont' have wars? Answer me that.

Also with all the liberal media hounding Bush all the time we need a distraction so that he doesn't have to deal with it all the time and can unite the country. Like it or not war is good for getting the country together.

Another thing. Just how do these liberals think we are going to keep driving our cars if we dont' get the oil from Iraq, which has alot of it.

The only hope for the Mid-East is....well, converting them to Christianity as like Ann Coulter, God Bless her, and Charlatan Heston said.

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. this is only gonna go one way

and that is down the toilet, there is no way that thier gonna get enough people for this cause every person is just not repugnacan enough for them

[jmowreader]

9. No thank you

Look, if I gotta put on a suit and wear makeup, I can think of a lot better things to do than appear on "Republican Values."

Handling poisonous snakes comes to mind quickly. So does swimming twenty laps in a sewage lagoon, appearing in Gay Prison Sex Videos as the new cellmate (come to think of it, being the bottom for repeated violent anal rape sounds much more pleasant than meeting Sean Hannity), receiving a Magick Cross piercing (ampallang and apadravya; visit http://www.bmezine.com) with the camera trained on my face, and the eternal crowd favorite Being Shot Out Of A Cannon.

The best part: I went to the Republican Values website. They show photos of Our Great Leader, and one of them is the one with Bush walking toward the camera with the camera on the ground. If you don't have the guts to go to a Repug website, Symbolman used the same shot in "Bush is not a Nazi, so stop saying that."