Warning from the Centers for Disease Control !!

[Bigleaf]

Did anyone see this warning last year?


Warning from the Centers for Disease Control !!

THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.

Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting unusual lately.

[niyad]

1. but is there a CURE???

[goclark]

2. LOL

[walldude]

3. Lol.. pretty funny man..

Welcome to DU! :toast:

[valerief]

4. Priceless!

[sundancekid]

5. unfortunately, the plague is already upon us ... quick, get the antidote !

[Pam-Moby]

6. That is great and thanks. I needed that.

:rofl:

[greyl]

7. September Fools!

It wouldn't hurt much at all to add "(joke)", to the subject line. ;)