76 Days

[Oilwellian]

76 Days

July 14, 2003. President Bush discovers a breach of national security. Two "senior administration officials" have apparently exposed the identity of a covert CIA operative while attempting to discredit one of Bush's critics.

President Bush immediately swings into action to cure this shocking, illegal breach. Here is a detailed, day-by-day chronology of the president's decisive action:





Day 1: Nothing
Day 2: Nothing
Day 3: Nothing
Day 4: Nothing
Day 5: Nothing
Day 6: Nothing
Day 7: Nothing
Day 8: Nothing
Day 9: Nothing
Day 10: Nothing
Day 11: Nothing
Day 12: Nothing
Day 13: Nothing
Day 14: Nothing
Day 15: Nothing
Day 16: Nothing
Day 17: Nothing
Day 18: Nothing
Day 19: Nothing
Day 20: Nothing
Day 21: Nothing
Day 22: Nothing
Day 23: Nothing
Day 24: Nothing
Day 25: Nothing
Day 26: Nothing
Day 27: Nothing
Day 28: Nothing
Day 29: Nothing
Day 30: Nothing
Day 31: Nothing
Day 32: Nothing
Day 33: Nothing
Day 34: Nothing
Day 35: Nothing
Day 36: Nothing
Day 37: Nothing
Day 38: Nothing
Day 39: Nothing
Day 40: Nothing
Day 41: Nothing
Day 42: Nothing
Day 43: Nothing
Day 44: Nothing
Day 45: Nothing
Day 46: Nothing
Day 47: Nothing
Day 48: Nothing
Day 49: Nothing
Day 50: Nothing
Day 51: Nothing
Day 52: Nothing
Day 53: Nothing
http://www.slumdance.com/blogs/brian_flemming/archives/000390.html

[RichM]

1. On Day 31, he might have belched a few times & read comic books.

You can't really call that "nothing."

[Spazito]

2. Oh come on now, he must have needed at least 50 of those days to....

pen that splendiforous poem to Pickles, and another 5 days to find where his spell check was!