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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 01:44 AM
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You can't spell GrOPer without GOP - called the cops on Ahnold today
We have a local street party near where I live called the Avocado Festival, band from LA come up to play, you can run into movie stars, goes on for three days, a lot of fun..

Well, the local nutso - republicans put up a stand with two big figures, cutouts of themselves, and since they are cutouts anyway.. Bush and AHNOLD.. standing in the background of the booth..

I have spent some time argueing with these idiots.. but it's like telling a fridge to Jump..

As I left and got a few blocks away (and this street party goes on for blocks) I ran into a little swarm of police all standing around, so I went up to them and said, "Hey, there's this guy down there a few block away, about nine feet tall with a black leather jacket and sunglasses on and he's groping women!"

Their eyes got real big and they looked excited, one even said, "A guy is groping women?!" He looked ready to pounce..

I said, "Yeah, down at the end, in the republican booth, it's Ahnold Schwartzenegger.."

They DIED Laughing! Walked away with tears in their eyes from laughing so hard.. so was my wife as we walked away..

FUN!
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 01:51 AM
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1. Too funny
Good thing they had a sense of humour. :evilgrin:
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Field Of Dreams Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 01:52 AM
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2. LOL! How about: "Arnold put the GOP in Groper."
n/t
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:00 AM
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3. haha!
Good one! Welcome to DU, also! :toast:
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:03 AM
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4. snicker...
oh, I gotta get me one of those Bush cutouts...

think of the damage that could be done!
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:16 AM
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5. Heh heh
Yeah I thought of wearing a black leather jacket and sneaking up behind the cutout and having my wife stand near it, then I'd grab one of her breasts with my "ahnold" arm from behind and get someone to snap the photo.. could be done pretty quick..

be gone before the Zombies noticed..

I was yelling things by their stand today, "Hey Arnold wants to reach out and TOUCH YOU.."

The head idiot was handing out Ahnold stickers to wear so I took mine and stuck it on my crotch.. people in the crowd were really laughing..

also wore my BUSH IS NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirt.. best for crowds..
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DrBlix Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 03:07 AM
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6. We're neighbors
Avacado Festival ......just great can hear the music out side my window ~smile~ I'm going tomorrow afternoon.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 03:24 AM
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7. Stop by the Republo
booth and give them massive shit.

One of them is a COUNCIL member who slid into office on one vote and I'm going to make sure that turd is NEVER elected again. He'll be sorry he ever associated himself with Ahnold..

Missed Reeves tonight, usually go just to watch him for sure..

seems like less bands than before.. a bit suckier too.

We'll have to touch base.

Stop by the Demo booth too, give them some support, a couple of old folks fighting the good fight..
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:47 PM
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10. oh, oh, oh.....
ask them if they think that only Arnold, or also the state of California (tax payers) would be financially liable for the inevitable sexual harassment suits for incidents in the Governor's office?

Or ask them to take part in a pool - who will be sexually harassed first?

a) A staffer?
b) A lobbyist?
c) A female legislator?
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chaumont58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:26 AM
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8. If he wins, I think he will always be known as Governor Swartzengroper
I think it will be his tag for the rest of his days.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:39 PM
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9. lol
great monicker!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 03:18 PM
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12. I think gov Mysoginator has a ring to it....
but that's just me. :shrug: Because groping sound like boorish but not really bad behavior. The stories coming out - look like it is all about humiliation and getting pleasure from that humiliation.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 02:48 PM
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11. ROFLMAO
:evilgrin:
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