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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:03 PM
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New FEMA Head is Old Duct Tape and Plastic Guy
This was just reported on CNN. That duct tape and plastic always made me feel warm and fuzzy.
:hide:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:05 PM
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1. oh yes, he'll inspire confidence! How does Home-depot pay him a year?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:08 PM
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4. Oh Geez..
Please someone duct tape his butt cheeks together so he will quit talking out his ass.I mean why does it always smell like rotten eggs when lies.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:06 PM
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2. Sounds like he also a bit of a racist too
He'll fit right in.

Something about Miami Dade black firefighters.
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:07 PM
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3. I didn't like him either. I don't think duct tape and plastic are going
to do much for us in a worst case scenario. Does this guy own a duct tape company by chance?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:08 PM
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5. I think he does
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:09 PM
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6. I thought that was Ashcroft's brilliant move.
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:11 PM
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7. Wow. I know I feel safer.
:yoiks:
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:12 PM
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8. surely every firefigher knows that ductape and plastic sheeting
Edited on Mon Sep-12-05 05:12 PM by izzybeans
keeps nuclear bombs from entering your skin. :sarcasm:

Link?
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:13 PM
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9. Takebackthemedia.com created this Flash Political animation
called "Duct Tape Theater" just for these creatures when it first came out.. a Classic :)

http://66.230.230.110/geeklog/public_html/staticpages/index.php?page=20040602184656622
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:16 PM
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10. So they go from unqualified to pathetic...!
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jumpoffdaplanet Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:28 PM
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11. The news touts his fire fighting experience
I guess to distraction from what a wanker he is.
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:47 PM
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15. Welcome to DU!
You're probably right!
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:32 PM
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12. Maybe I should have said warm and sticky
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/DHS/



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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:32 PM
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13. Let me see. Duct Tape, check.Plastic Sheets, check.
Good now I can sleep at night.
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 05:39 PM
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14. We had a duct tape and plastic drill at work
No, really. We practiced putting the stuff up in case of a "shelter in place" We still have cases and cases of bottled water just in case. Oh, I work for the fed government, but not DHS and not really an agency likely to be targeted.
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