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onecent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:39 PM
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Why does this Prezdent walk with his arms and hands about 2 feet from
his body....Makes me want to puke...he must practice this in the mirror over and over and over and over.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:41 PM
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1. Gettin' ready ta draw his guns!
A cowboy hasta be ready, ya know.
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ecoflame Donating Member (268 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:41 PM
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2. BINGO! (n/t)
N/T
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:42 PM
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4. Ayuh
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:42 PM
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3. chafed armpits from tree climbing
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:04 PM
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21. tee hee
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:42 PM
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5. You don't think he READS on vacation, do you?
He's watching old John Wayne movies. He thinks it makes him look like a cowboy.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:42 PM
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6. he's a goddamn chimp
(a thousand apologies to non-Republican members of the gens Pan)
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:43 PM
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7. His arms don't want to touch his body
and can you blame them?!?
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:43 PM
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8. Some poetic DUer said he is carrying invisible watermelons
under his arms. Cracks me up now whenever the Dimson is on TV walking.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:55 PM
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17. LOL! I've hear of The Rhinestone Cowboy, but
never The Watermelon Cowboy! :7
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:44 PM
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9. My older brother used to walk around like that when he was about 13
He was trying to look like a tough guy.
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DURHAM D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:48 PM
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11. Bingo - also he doesn't want to rub his arms on the bulletproof
vest.
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:53 PM
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15. Yep it is a tough guy thing.
I also call it the peacock fluff to make himself appear like a prime specimen. It is mostly an instinctual remnant that progressives have mostly lost.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:06 PM
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24. Bush just wants people to THINK he rides horses when he's scared of them
Just like he does with everything. He puts on a show but there's nothing BUT show. He's the most insincere person I have ever seen operate.

I totally see the 13 yo MAN thing....heheh.
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Lena inRI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:47 PM
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10. For balance. . .
all his cocaine-booze days are finally exhibiting themselves as vertigo. . .falling off bike. . .he's either with arms outward or pretending to escort his honey Laura when in fact he's leaning on her for balance.

Unfit to be President. . .now and before!

:thumbsdown:
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MojoXN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:49 PM
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12. It's called the "Bush Swagger."
If he walked normally, you'd instantly notice that his penis was really, really, infintesimally tiny, and that his testicles were non-existent. Hence, the distracting "Bush Swagger."

MojoXN
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:49 PM
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13. Its his version of looking manly and
resolute. :rofl:
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:51 PM
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14. He used to be obese and his arms stayed like that...
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:54 PM
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16. Near-constant masturbation.
Sadly, I suffer from it, too. :spank:
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MojoXN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:05 PM
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23. As do I.
If it weren't for masturbating 6+ times a day, this involuntary celibacy would kill me. Why, oh why, are most people turned off by the intellectual? Any attractive young DU ladies want to try to redeem my faith in the fairer sex?

MojoXN
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ThingsGottaChange Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:59 PM
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18. He's imagining
his biceps are so huge he can't get his arms any closer to his body. And, of course, he thinks we all think it's true.
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jrthin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:59 PM
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19. That walk reminds me of someone
who has a stick up his a$$, or maybe constipation.
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:03 PM
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20. He wants to make sure his nutsack is safe from a terrorist attack so
he wraps in in plastic and seals it with duct tape. Ever feel what it feels like when a bandaid grabs hair? Imagine if it was duct tape doing the grabbing ... he clearly is trying not to pull himself bald. :sarcasm:
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:04 PM
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22. it's the "Chickenhawk Shuffle"
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:06 PM
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25. or... it's like when the cops make you walk a straight line
afetr they pull you over for a DUI
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:08 PM
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26. What I wonder is how they trained him not to scratch his belly in public.
Well, that is what apes do, isn't it?
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