Gotta wonder what is up when someone who ALWAYS sends me freeper emails

[Horse with no Name]

sends this:

Bush wacking


"President Bush is going on his annual vacation. The White House says he goes to his Texas Ranch to
unwind. I'm thinking, when does he wind?"
--David Letterman


"As you know, President Bush is taking 5 weeks off.
It's like he's stillin the National Guard."
--Jay Leno


"It turns out President Bush can run again in the next election. Now I know you're only supposed to be allowed two terms, but the Supreme Court said if you count his vacation time, he's barely served one."
--Jay Leno



"President Bush is on a five-week vacation. How many folks get five weeks off a year? You know, if I want five weeks off I have to have open heart surgery, for God's sake."
--David Letterman


"The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest
presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of
his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is."
--Jimmy Kimmel


"President Bush is at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, and here's the good news -- he says he will only
stay until Crawford is capable of self rule."
--David Letterman



"Bush woke up this morning, saw his shadow and now -- six more weeks of vacation."
--Jay Leno



"President Bush is vacationing in Crawford, Texas. He will be vacationing for five weeks. That's a long time. I don't think he has an exit strategy for his
vacation either."
--David Letterman



"Now is a great time for President Bush to go on vacation because Iraq is pretty much under control.
But a White House spokesman said Bush is using his vacation to reconnect with regular people. So you
know what that means -- he's drinking again."
--David Letterman



"After President Bush signed the new transportation bill, he said it's not just enough to sign the bill
-- people have to show up and do the work.
Then he went back to his five-week vacation."
--Jay Leno



"President Bush still having his five-week vacation. Today President Bush announced he is going to leave
his ranch in Texas to visit Idaho for two days.
However, Bush told his supporters, 'Don't worry, I won't do any work there either.'"
--Conan O'Brien



"President Bush is on week three of his marathon five-week vacation. In fact, he has been gone on
vacation for so long that today in Washington, a judge ruled that a young couple with two children
can now legally move into the White House because it appears to have been abandoned by its previous
tenants."
--Jay Leno



"President Bush is on a five-week vacation. From what? President Bush, before he went on vacation, he
signed a bill that will extend daylight savings another month. He said it proves we're winning the
war on darkness"
--David Letterman



"President Bush is now in the second week of his five-week vacation down there in Crawford, Texas.
He's been taking a lot of criticism for this long vacation and his aides say he has his laptop with
him so he can still play Solitaire and Minesweeper-- so it's business as usual."
--Jay Leno



"President Bush is taking his summer vacation. It's a five-week vacation. This is his fiftieth vacation
in the last five years -- that's about the national average isn't it? During his five-week vacation, he
will continue to receive national security briefings. He won't be reading them, but he will receive them."
--David Letterman



"President Bush talked tough today. He said he's not backing out, he's staying the course for as long as
it takes. He's in it for the long haul. Not Iraq -- his 5-week vacation."
--Jay Leno

"A lot of people are every critical of President Bush for taking the entire month of August off for
his vacation. But his staff points out, there's nothing at the White House he can't do at the ranch
because the ranch is fully equipped. It's got the treadmill, the weight room, the jogging path, the
big screen TV, they get Nickelodeon. It's got everything he would do."
--Jay Leno


"President Bush is on a five-week vacation down in Crawford, Texas, and it's what they call a working vacation. And staff say it is an important time because it's time for him to kick back. And I'm
thinking, when does this guy kick forward?"
--David Letterman


"So Congress is on recess and Bush is on vacation -- the town is empty. It's so lonely in D.C. right now the NRA and the oil lobby are just giving money to each other."
--Jay Leno

[BlueIris]

1. My guesses are: baiting you, half-heartedly apologizing, or crying

out for help.

[TerdlowSmedley]

3. Or using it as evidence of "liberal media bias"

[tanyev]

2. Showing how those mean, mean men are ganging up on

our Glorious Leader? :shrug:

[I Have A Dream]

4. WOW! Maybe he's had a change of heart!

Or maybe someone else is using his/her account -- those Freepers rarely change regardless of facts hitting them in the face. :) Well there IS one thing that might make a Freeper change his/her stripes -- the price of gas! (They HAVE their priorities, you know. :eyes:)

[sui generis]

5. nah - just another fair weather friend

they vote for power. Bush looks weak. They can't be associated with weakness. They have zero concept of good and bad, just enjoy pushing buttons - anyone's.