Mr. Duct Tape Replaces "Brownie"

[im10ashus]

Sorry if this is a dupe:

Bush wasted no time in finding former FEMA chief Mike Brown’s successor when R. David Paulison was named today from within FEMA to succeed Brown. You may remember Paulison’s claim to fame as being the man who told us several years ago that the best way to protect ourselves from a chemical weapons attack was to stock up on duct tape, water, and to kiss our asses good bye. (that last bit was an editorial remark). And if you want to know how bad it has become in the White House, Bush didn’t even know that Brown had resigned today, even though Brown told the media that he had discussed this with Andy Card Saturday.

http://www.theleftcoaster.com/archives/005439.php

[NV Whino]

1. Duct tape the dikes

I mean levies.

[charlie]

2. Huh

And I thought Ridge dreamed that up all by his lonesome.

[im10ashus]

3. Amazing that the administration if THIS full of idiots. n/t

[gatorboy]

4. What does the R. stand for in Paulison's name?

EOM

[im10ashus]

5. I am not certain.

But I could come up with a few that are fitting.