What does Robert's wandering right eye see?

[Gold Metal Flake]

What does it look at? As his left eye is focused on whatever elected prostitute is playing the role of public servant, his right eye takes a little trip. Where does it go?

Can you provide a little picture of what attracts RaBork's right eye?

[Vinnie From Indy]

1. Mordor n/t

[Love Bug]

9. Bwahahaha!!!

[babylonsister]

2. Odd that. I have amblyopia (spelled totally wrong, but

you get my drift-ha!) My good eye is great, my 'lazy' eye has always been useless, please don't go there.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

4. Actually,

I think your spelling was spot-on.

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. How dare you...

...equate your quite ordinary, completely human and, if memory serves, at times charming uniqueness with the gift bestowed by an angry and all-too-exclusive Right Wing God upon the all-seeing orb of the Chosen One, Long John RoBork.

Shit, that gell-filled sphere can see in four dimensions! Height, width, depth and deep into the enslaved future wombs of all the sin-filled women of the Yoo-Ess of Fuckin-A!

[babylonsister]

10. Hey, you're correct. It's not my fault, I am SO normal,

and quite charming, and still have an eye deficit, and it was and is and will forever be called ambliopia/amblyopia/lazy eye.

[tnlefty]

8. Isn't this also referred to as Duane's Syndrome?

My youngest has it (left eye) and we saw a terrific pediatric opthamologist, until he was called up to serve in Iraq months before it actually started.

The list of referrals included docs in Birmingham, Atlanta, Memphis...I should probably call them since he seems to be getting worse and find out how many of them are still around, and not activated or worse.

[babylonsister]

11. I've never heard of lazy eye referred to as Duane's

Syndrome. My ambliopia is in my left eye, but has been detected in both. It's a weak eye muscle that isn't easy to heal; I haven't heard too many success stories myself. I was fortunate to have parents who went the extra step; I had a patch when I was 3-4 years old, glasses, and finally surgery (mine was somewhat severe; my eyes or eye looked crossed, I guess). Anyway, I am now 49 years old, have lived with a lazy eye all my life and have never been able to read the left side of an eye chart in an eye doctor's office.
Now doesn't that make you feel better? :evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Maybe this is what RaBork's right eye sees.

[SledDriver]

6. A Rove teleprompter?

:shrug:

[paineinthearse]

7. He's getting prompts from Fred Thompson