"My answers aren't misleading, they're accurate..."-Roberts

[BiggJawn]

Robert's comeback to the statement that he was misleading the committee.....

This reminds me of the fellow who was in a hot-air balloon, and he got lost. So he descends over a man he sees on the ground and yells "HEY! Where am I??"

The guy on the ground, after recovering from the shock of being addressed "from On High", looks up and says "You're in a hot-air balloon, 30 feet above the ground..."

"You must be an Attorney!"

"Why, yes, how'd you know?"

"Because what you told me is 100% accurate, but STILL totally USELESS!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Teehee! Thanks for the laugh this morning. :^D

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[zbdent]

2. Remind me of the similar phrase that they used to slaughter Bill Clinton

during the "impeachment" hearings.

There was something about how he was answering the questions, but still misleading, wasn't there?